A man who whilst having a boner commits irrelevant crimes. Including: loitering, petty theft, public nudity, driving alone in a carpool lane, elderly abuse... All with a big ol' boner.
Upon noticing he had a boner Jb decided to J walk in a busy street... telling his friends "thats what I call a boner crime"
If you can't do the time, don't do the boner crime.
If you can't do the time, don't do the boner crime.
by Squirtbop January 21, 2010
When the media latches onto something that they can make a big deal out of such as the swine flue even though way more people die of the regular flue every year than the swine flue. Other examples include the SARS disease and anything that is made up to be much more important or serious than it really is.
Dude 1-"God dude there is a total media boner going on about the swine flue right now."
Dude 2-"Ya no kidding as long as you don't live in a box and can go to the doctor your going to be fine."
Dude 2-"Ya no kidding as long as you don't live in a box and can go to the doctor your going to be fine."
by J Johnsonnfromdubville May 23, 2009
by kilomanjina July 20, 2010
When having to take a drug test and the urine going into the cup comes from a boner; usually in the morning
by djscat March 13, 2013
by chimmler December 23, 2009
Gym boner is the awkward boner men gets during leg raise type of activities. It's caused by type of underwear or shorts men wear at the time. Men usually hate this because since it's not an actual boner there is no blood circulation in penis therefore penis seems very small.
by BotCreon January 09, 2014
the female equivalent of a boner.
while it is largely a conceptual term, it is humanly possible. the clitoris, much like the penis, will swell up and harden when aroused. only for ladies, its really tiny and unnoticable. also exemplified in pointy nipples.
while it is largely a conceptual term, it is humanly possible. the clitoris, much like the penis, will swell up and harden when aroused. only for ladies, its really tiny and unnoticable. also exemplified in pointy nipples.
by thisisntchristine June 07, 2011