bandaid girlfriend

When a guy gets a girl friend for the sake of it because they think it will change there behaviour

"I can't control my own shit I need help settling down." "I need a bandaid girlfriend"

by Dane Tito March 9, 2015

backdoor angel

Girl that likes anal sex. In some rare occasions, she prefers it.

She's my backdoor angel

by Kgoods65 October 10, 2016

Band Nerd

Usually a Marching Band kid, although it can be a normal boring band kid. We are all addicted to crack cocaine.

wow your such a Band Nerd. Why won’t you stop practicing? Is that Crack over there?

by TacoBellShit October 20, 2019

Backdoor Risotto

Deep hard anal with too much lube, wherein the lube mixes with the leftovers in your shit box, producing a soft, deer pellet like run-off that doesn't wait for him to finish raiding your fart factory.

He thought doing anal was sexy as hell, until she gifted his weiner with a hefty dose of backdoor risotto.

by alphasasha February 26, 2021

Band Kid

A minor, usually a High Schooler, who is in their school’s band club/marching band. They are known for being painfully unfunny and cringy

Person: Hey how are yo-

Band Kid: Amongus, Ligma, Candice, Sugondeez, Obama, Your Mom, DEEZ NUTS

Person: ...

by Rhyttiahh July 23, 2021

Band-aid

A ship from the game super danganronpa 2 between mikan tsumiki and ibuki mioda

Person 1: do you like the ship band-aid

Person 2: what

by .Ibuki mioda. August 17, 2021

butt band

the sphinxter muscle or your butthole.

"oh my lord, jim, i bruised my butt band & it hurts to shit." - whore

"well, we shouldn't have done the dooty in the booty last night." - retarded whore lover

by weedman van blunt February 14, 2009