APRIL 15

You are such a goddamn bottom
Jesus

Get a boyfriend

Ooh damn
I’m born April 15
I’m a bottom now

by Petshisthebest October 18, 2019

April 1st

On April 1st we should unlike the most liked egg on Instagram to confuse them!!!

Guys on April 1st let’s unlike the most liked egg on Instagram!!!

by [e-mail] November 5, 2019

April (Abril)

A very sweet person who is also SUPER FING PRETTY 😍

April (Abril) is the best person LIKE EVER <33

by parispuppyxoxo December 15, 2021

abstinence april

In the entire month both men and women mustn't have sex, though masterbation is allowed

Sarah: You DTF tonight?
Jack: Nah it's Abstinence April.

by Milf_and_Cookies November 8, 2019

april 14

if a man declines a marriage proposal on April 14 he owes the person $1000

guy:dude taylor proposed to me today and I said no
guy2: dude is april 14 you have to give her $1000 now

guy: dang it

by someone who made this up April 14, 2020

April 26

A day where some girl was born. She is so outgoing and veryyyy sassy and loud.

April 26: someone amazing birthday

by 62727188- November 2, 2019

April 28

National lose your virginity day! If ur a virgin go out and fuck your girlfriend.

Guy: its april 28 we have to fuck
Girl: but why
Guy: april 28 is national lose your virginity

by Immafuckmygf April 28, 2019