April 14

The day that you make out with your gf/bf

I made out with my girl cuz it’s April 14

by Bf/Gf dayyy April 12, 2022

April 9

Tell your friend who wants to fuck you, “to go fuck off” day.

Hey Dan, “I know I’m hot, but you’re married, so fuck off!”

April 9

by windsockwilly April 8, 2021

April 9

National Send your gf neckpics day!

Hey john its April 9! that means you have to send me neck pics!

by Dolll666 April 9, 2021

april 12

understand what women go through too

april 12

by unkown woman April 11, 2021

April 24th

National “smack a bitch if needed” day. If anyone tries anything to you, make sure to beat the shit out of them EXTRA hard. Remember, it’s self defense.
Stay safe <3

Someone: “Hey we should hang out on April 24th... It’s national ra-”
You: “-Oh you mean April 24th? That’s national smack a bitch if needed day, and guess what? You’re the bitch.”

And then you smack the hell out of them <3

by idontknowwhyimalive April 23, 2021

April 24

National rape day?No dude it’s the battle of the joshes.I hope josh wins

Hey josh are you going to the josh fight on April 24th

by SKU•_•lly April 25, 2021

April 28

National lose your virginity day! If ur a virgin go out and fuck your girlfriend.

Guy: its april 28 we have to fuck
Girl: but why
Guy: april 28 is national lose your virginity

by Immafuckmygf April 28, 2019