angry fingers

A description of the random pressing of letters angrily when using instant messenger or chatting, and usually involves hitting of CAPS lock for extra effect. Antonym of happy fingers.

a_special_knome: OMFG i just fond oot our tix wre faxe!!
an_idiotic_haxor: WTF?? R U KIDNG ME!! LAHFDAHVASF AKJ HFKJASH DFKJHS DG CSZKJHGKJA!!
a_special_knome: ANGRY FINGERS!!! AKLHSGZSKFJ SAKJDF AKJHEFKJAHSD !!!!
*could not add more capital letters, because there were too many in the original for Urban Dictionary to handle.

by MandyM*** June 17, 2006

angry clam

when a girl is having her period

damn watch out for the angry clam dylan l

by jeffy69 August 6, 2008

angry tits

tits that just so happen to have diagonal titbrows making the tits look like they gonna eat yo mutha

DAmn dat bitch got some angry tits

Fuck, my black ass got da angry ass tits nigga

by richie from no problem February 11, 2005

Angry Monkey

When you are having sex and about to cum. Jiz in your hand and throw it at her like a angry monkey throwing poo at the zoo.

Right when I nutted I pulled an angry monkey and threw it at her.

by rook360 July 30, 2009

angry turtle

When you stick heavy shit in a freshman's backpack so he's late to class.

Teacher: Where the hell is Bob?
Alice: The cool seniors gave him the angry turtle again.

by ShutterShadeGroove January 14, 2017

Angry Facebooking

The act of posting status updates in an angry state of mind. Normally about how other people "annoy" or "piss me off" and is generally bothersome to other people who may read, though other people may just jump in behind them.

Person A: ARGHGGH person C makes me SSOOOOOOO ANGREHHH! blargh!!!!11!!one!!!!!1!eleven!!!

Person B: OMG I AGREEEEEEEEEEEE

Person D: Enough of the angry facebooking...

by smooth-operator December 15, 2010

angry people

These people hold anger inside from present or past situations. They may snap at any time and for the most part are angry within themselves. They just won't let it go.

Guy 1: Hey man the next time I see Tommy I'm gonna tell him off or I may even get into a fight with him. Guy 2: You sound like one of those angry people. You need to let that shit go. We only live once and he's not holding in any anger. Guy 1: Yep your right. Thanks bro.

by jimmybomm July 30, 2020