Andres

A stupid ass is poor and has no friends. And has no WiFi and has a small dick. And can’t get girls. Don’t date him he is ugly af.
Shit andres is coming.
Eww look it’s andres.
by Noceman February 27, 2018
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Andres Martinez

Trash at basketball. Dads a professional bad player so he thinks he can play (sadly not really
Bro That dude can’t play basketball but his dad can his an Andres Martinez
by Handres December 12, 2018
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Andres

A bitch ass who will lick some dick for about 2.50
Person 1:where is Andres?
Person 2: probably licking some dick for about two fiddy
by Real person.net August 10, 2019
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Andre

The cutest black dude you will ever find. He got the biggest lips and will achieve all his goals. they are very tall and smart as well! He is usually very athletic and hard to get. but can pull all the girls he wants.
Omg girl Andre looked at me today.. He is so cuteee!!!
by astroAE December 23, 2021
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Andres

The most amazing guy you will ever meet.He’ll have the cutest face with a handsome smile. He is the most funniest guy you will ever know. He’s sooo goofy and is not afraid to express it! He is kinda shy but when you get to know him you will no longer see that he will soon put a smile on your face! When your feeling sad he will always try to cheer you up no mater what it takes! If you have an Andres you will never want to let him go!
I have an Andres and I will never let him go.
by Cutcicle101 February 18, 2018
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Andre

Andre: the best kind of man that every men wants to be.
I wish I could be like Andre
by e1233211234567 September 23, 2021
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