when you are wiping your ass from back to front. so all the shit lands on a males ballsack and sits there forever until turned to ashes and fell off. (some people do this btw)
Ash wiper: Dude i hate this toilet paper, i need to switch technique to not have shit on my ballsack
Ass wiper: dude wtf (what the fuck) do you mean?
Ash wiper: i just told you
Ass wiper: How do you wipe your ass
Ash wiper: From ass crack to ballsack
Ass wiper: *ltfno* (laughing their fucking nipples off)
Ash wiper: i am an ash wiper. who is ash wiping.
Ass wiper: dude wtf (what the fuck) do you mean?
Ash wiper: i just told you
Ass wiper: How do you wipe your ass
Ash wiper: From ass crack to ballsack
Ass wiper: *ltfno* (laughing their fucking nipples off)
Ash wiper: i am an ash wiper. who is ash wiping.
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