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Phantom Tax

When a person is judged or "taxed" for being not something or "phantom".
Person 1: "Skibidi"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "Gyat!"

in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax
by slzrppp May 8, 2024
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Phantom Vetement Syndrome

Phantom Vetement Syndrome (Vetement meaning clothing in French) is an umbrella term that refers to the feeling you get whenever you aren’t wearing specific accessories or clothing that have become an extension and even a part of your everyday look. Things like Jewelry especially.

You might have bought or maybe even been given a special piece of jewelry/clothing from a friend or from family, which leads you to start wearing them almost all the time, as it not only becomes part of your identity, but serves as a fond memento in honor/in remembrance of that friend/family member.

Not having those accessories feels like you’re incomplete, and not fully yourself. Especially since people tend to recognize you better because you rarely ever take them off. You wear them during the day, while you’re out, and sometimes even in situations where it’s best to take them off, but you refuse to.

This feeling can be melancholic if you lost any of those items. Although it won’t last forever. It may hurt to not have those accessories anymore, but it’s up to you to find something else to wear and make it meaningful.
“Ugh, I miss my rings and chain. Phantom Vetement Syndrome is the worst.”
by NATEhan August 19, 2025
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Phantom

A bowel movement that requires tremendous force, but leaves no evidence in the bowl.
I think I got a hernia from that Phantom.
by Krakfeend January 24, 2016
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Phantom Nostalgia

Feeling nostalgic for something you never experienced, watched or played.
"I miss the '80s"
"Bro, you were born in 1996"
"Phantom nostalgia, dude."
by MemberBerries1986 July 20, 2022
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Phantom Shitter

The action of putting fecal matter somewhere where it is hard to be found, and where the direct host who put it there is unknown Phantom Shitters
Wow, nobody knows which Phantom Shitter put a piece of fecal matter in that locked locker.
by C. Shiet May 13, 2019
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Phantom Shitter investigators

A team of lads formed in Ambleside to , investigate, capture and detain an infamous Phantom Shitter. Identifiable by their unique badges, they were created to protect small towns from lesser-common shower shitters, and defend the community. Each team contains one Phantom Shitter Inspector, who inspects the crime scene after a report.
The Phantom Shitter Investigators are on the hunt in Ambleside.
by JellyMeadow77 July 27, 2023
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Phantom Nutsack

When you rip your own balls off but still feel them being squeezed.
Babe when you tickle my empty gooch you're giving me crazy phantom nutsack
by The Nutsack Slinging Slasher October 27, 2021
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