If you have a cat named Oscar be aware that you might get randomly fucked up, they can be calm but trust me don’t fuck with them, they are bipolar asf
Dude oscar the cat was sleeping with me then randomly start biting my dick
Bro Oscar the cat just ran up my wall and drop kicked me
Bro Oscar the cat just ran up my wall and drop kicked me
by Splash 💦 February 5, 2022
Get the oscar the catmug. Oscar is one of the descendants of Pablo Escobar but a complete fucking retort-stand who hasn't even started to become a drug dealer and take over Australia. Btw he just wrote a definition about me (Anton).
Some druggo: Have you got any drugs, I heard you were the descendant of Pablo Escobar.
Oscar P.S: Nah I'm too much of a bitch to deal.
Some druggo: *STAB* *STAB* *STAB* you shoulda just gave me the drugs.
Oscar P.S: F-fuck...y-you *DIES*
Some druggo: Have you got any drugs, I heard you were the descendant of Pablo Escobar.
Oscar P.S: Nah I'm too much of a bitch to deal.
Some druggo: *STAB* *STAB* *STAB* you shoulda just gave me the drugs.
Oscar P.S: F-fuck...y-you *DIES*
Some druggo: Have you got any drugs, I heard you were the descendant of Pablo Escobar.
Oscar P.S: Nah I'm too much of a bitch to deal.
Some druggo: *STAB* *STAB* *STAB* you shoulda just gave me the drugs.
Oscar P.S: F-fuck...y-you *DIES*
Oscar P.S: Nah I'm too much of a bitch to deal.
Some druggo: *STAB* *STAB* *STAB* you shoulda just gave me the drugs.
Oscar P.S: F-fuck...y-you *DIES*
by why_not_hehe October 29, 2018
Get the Oscar P.Smug. by heavycock27 August 5, 2025
Get the oscarmug. by fsjjlskfds April 21, 2022
Get the Oscarmug. Oscar is guy with a big dick. He have a wonderful smile that every girl likes. He have a super sexy body that every girl likes. He is also good at sports and he is very strong
Oscar is so sweet
by 18cm December 11, 2016
Get the Oscarmug. by FriedDogSushi November 21, 2021
Get the Oscarmug. An Oscar is usually the quietest boy in the class, but his calming presence provides a type of handsomeness and hotness to him. He also sticks out because of this. Oftenly, he will reject the girls that like him for that one main crush he has. That one main crush is usually a Mikayla because she is so beautiful, pretty, cute and hot. His best friend would either be an Ali, Darren or Jamie. With an Ali, he will exposit about nerdy stuff, with a Darren they will have mischievious fun and with a Jamie they will try to do the best they can education-wise. He is not able to ask girls out though because of his low self-esteem and confidence. And definitely cannot ask Mikayla out because he will reckon that she already has a boyfriend or is just not interested in a relationship. He is actually verbally bullied quite a lot, but is not able to fight back because of his parents' high expectations to not get in big trouble. He has a strong connection with God and Jesus as a Catholic, but wished they could help him out with his problems. He is usually quiet because of his depression. His laugh is ridiculously contagious BTW and philosophies about his purpose in life.
Jamie: Wait, is Oscar asking Mikayla out?
Darren: Nah g, he wouldn't have the balls.
(Oscar returns)
Jamie: Dude, why were you talking to Mikayla?
Oscar: To ask her out.
(Everyone in year level surrounds Oscar)
Everyone: So what did she say?
Oscar: I can't say just yet.
Darren: Nah g, he wouldn't have the balls.
(Oscar returns)
Jamie: Dude, why were you talking to Mikayla?
Oscar: To ask her out.
(Everyone in year level surrounds Oscar)
Everyone: So what did she say?
Oscar: I can't say just yet.
by User123456778 November 22, 2021
Get the Oscarmug.