National leave the basement day

On March 19, that is a day of when anyone who has kidnapped you, has to too free you.

You: Hey, it's national leave the basement day!
Kidnapper: Oh shit my fault, you good to go

by Minecraftplay1830 February 29, 2024

National booty pic day

May 4th, girls sendem to ur men

Damn, you haven’t sent anything for national booty pic day yet.

by nigfitz123 May 4, 2022

National Demigirlfriend Day

On August 2nd, you celebrate your Demigirl-identifying significant other

It was National Demigirlfriend day, so Noah gave Louise a big hug.

by PurplePink575 August 1, 2022

national ice spice day

june 12 is national ice spice day, on this day you have to say gyatt as many times as you can

hey are you gonna say gyatt since its june 12 aka national ice spice day?

by PolishKitKat June 10, 2024

National “don’t text your crush day”

On one day a year, nobody texts their crush (unless there’s an emergency).
This means that if you don’t get a text from your crush, then perhaps she/he might like you back. In any case it relieves some stress and you have an excuse not to text her/him.

I didn’t text my crush on National “don’t text your crush day”.

by 000.04.0005 July 24, 2021

National Pay Your Wife Day

Wives wear many hats and deserve to get paid. Give your wife money daily and everyone will be happier.

Happy wife, happy life. Celebrate National pay your wife day.

by Faroushky October 2, 2020

national ask Duia out Day

on may 16th is ask Duia out Day.
So if you know a Duia ask her on the 16th may out.

You: hey duia!
Duia: hey you.
You. I wanna ask you out today cuz it's national ask Duia out Day!!
Duia: yeah sure:))

by afuckingpussy October 28, 2020