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National Penis Day

April 13 is a day where we appreciate all penis. Wether it’s big or small, we unite together as one. Let the person whip out their meant and appreciate it. Give some gwak gwak 300 too!!
“ Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Rylen

Yessirrr” - Anna
“ You gon whip out that shlong?” Rylen
“Yes , you better give it some gwak gwak 300” - Anna
by lovelycock23 April 13, 2020
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National send nudes day

Boy: you know what day it is today
Girl: no
Boy: it’s national send nudes day

Girl: ok
by Leif Borge October 26, 2019
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National JEGthePoet Day

October 14th is the day JEGthePoet released his first self-titled EP. We celebrate this day, where his career took off. We love you.
Person 1: Yo, have you heard? It’s National JEGthePoet day!
Person 2: THAT’S SICK!
by Slastar91 February 5, 2022
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national cuddle day

september 28th is a day where maddy and tj have to cuddle and sleep together cause it’s her birthday and if they don’t she will commit toaster bath
hey, wyd td? cuddling with maddy cuz it’s national cuddle day
by bigbootylatina August 4, 2021
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National Ben Day

National Ben Day is on June 10th but it is a day to commemorate your car. Your car has done so much for you by getting you around so this is the day to appreciate it.
William: “I’m getting the car washed and filling up all the fluids.”

Brianna: “Why, it just got all the fluids checked last week.”

William: “Haven’t you heard its national ben day!”
by AmericanScumNut May 26, 2022
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national baby daddy day

baby daddy: its national baby daddy day, give me some loving😍

someone: okay baby daddy
by horchataflavoredjuul May 8, 2022
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national send your girl nudes day

hey it’s national send your girl nudes day! hit her up with a spicy pic... with consent.
by ilikecock7492 May 31, 2021
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