fake ass president

A popular nickname for Putin’s Bitch that has quickly moved beyond the street and now slips easily off the lips of fine upstanding citizens, even in the workplace.

You can bet that I won’t be voting for this fake ass president in 2020.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

crab up the ass

an emotional state usually combining anger, annoyance, nervousness, or pain, in which the person is generally in a bad mood

She was acting like she had a crab up her ass after she didn't win the prom queen nomination.

by Brad Slocum May 30, 2005

Nothing Ass MF

Someone who has nothing to do ever! They can be found sitting on their Grandma's porch or riding on the passenger side of everyone's vehicle. They can never offer any suggestions as to what they need or want to do. They always know about all the gossip but they refuse to get up and do anything productive. They always just talk about doing something but never do.

Mona: "Hey Chris", whats going on?
Cris: nothing!
Mona: What you gonna be up to today?
Cris: nothing!
Mona: What did you do yesterday?
Cris: nothing!
Mona: What you gonna do later?
Cris: nothing!
Mona: O.K then, bye you nothing ass MF.

by MonaLuv30 June 27, 2008

Tragic Ass Syndrome

A syndrome describing a person’s ass when it is either flattened or exposed in such a manner as to make you wish you had never seen it.

When he leaned over to pick up his dog’s steaming turd, it became painfully apparent that he was suffering from a bad case of Tragic Ass Syndrome.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020

Coin Ass Bitch

If two men are messing with the same girl and they know each other either have or had been messing the same girl. (typically, this girl is a side hoe or not very important) The two men only have been using the girl for her head and her tail, hence the name, she is a coin ass bitch.

Hitler Youth: Bruh did she really just roll up to us like that?
JMoney: Yeah bro, we know she a coin ass bitch!

by jsavageej January 12, 2015

back ass road

A road that is not simply a back road, but one that is so deep into the middle of nowhere that it deserves the word "ass" in between.

"Where you at?" "I dunno, some back ass road I can't believe I have service."

by I'll be damned June 21, 2009

Sean ass nigga

A clown ass nigga bruh, always talking about “nah ain’t down” or “lemme get a 3 second hit”. Also he starts on varsity basketball.

Jk he still a homie omm

“Aye let’s go smoke and hit some Wendy’s 4fo4?”
“Nah”
“Oh you a sean ass nigga bruh on me”

by Trevor oooo March 5, 2019