byte my ass

What you may wish to suggest to an IT geek such as the Geek Wads at Best Buy when they fuck up your computer setup or can’t communicate their way out of a paper bag about what they did because they are such emotionally deficient techie nerds.

Byte my ass you disrespectful little techie cretin!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 26, 2019

Dead horse's ass

saying that means what you are asking for is absolutely not going to happen.

When somebody asks for something that you're not going to give them or do for them, your response is "Sorry, but I'd say you're looking up a dead horse's ass"

by wlp1971sept May 25, 2009

back ass road

A road that is not simply a back road, but one that is so deep into the middle of nowhere that it deserves the word "ass" in between.

"Where you at?" "I dunno, some back ass road I can't believe I have service."

by I'll be damned June 21, 2009

Nothing Ass MF

Someone who has nothing to do ever! They can be found sitting on their Grandma's porch or riding on the passenger side of everyone's vehicle. They can never offer any suggestions as to what they need or want to do. They always know about all the gossip but they refuse to get up and do anything productive. They always just talk about doing something but never do.

Mona: "Hey Chris", whats going on?
Cris: nothing!
Mona: What you gonna be up to today?
Cris: nothing!
Mona: What did you do yesterday?
Cris: nothing!
Mona: What you gonna do later?
Cris: nothing!
Mona: O.K then, bye you nothing ass MF.

by MonaLuv30 June 27, 2008

naked ass parade

That brilliant and hilarious idea you have with your buds while drinking that is somehow so astoundingly unfunny the next morning.

So we all decided to prank our uptight little town with our naked ass parade for the following Saturday, and we planned every offensive detail from top to bottom!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

Tragic Ass Syndrome

A syndrome describing a person’s ass when it is either flattened or exposed in such a manner as to make you wish you had never seen it.

When he leaned over to pick up his dog’s steaming turd, it became painfully apparent that he was suffering from a bad case of Tragic Ass Syndrome.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020

Coin Ass Bitch

If two men are messing with the same girl and they know each other either have or had been messing the same girl. (typically, this girl is a side hoe or not very important) The two men only have been using the girl for her head and her tail, hence the name, she is a coin ass bitch.

Hitler Youth: Bruh did she really just roll up to us like that?
JMoney: Yeah bro, we know she a coin ass bitch!

by jsavageej January 12, 2015