Exploiting the facebook check-in status while simultaneously clogging up members News Feed page with fictional or non fictional places that you may or may not be at.
Have you seen Jim? No, but I saw on facebook he checked into several questionable establishments in the past 5 minutes.
He must be face spoofing.
He must be face spoofing.
by amfr April 20, 2011
I was caught in a trap... An Irish face trap. Bobby and I tried some gay stuff and our beards got tangled.
by Uuhhhhhhh February 26, 2020
Him: Do you wanna use the BDSM kit and the dildo tonight?
Her: w-what? Don't say such perverted things with a straight face!
Him: What do you mean?
Her: You're acting like such a Straight-faced Pervert!
Her: w-what? Don't say such perverted things with a straight face!
Him: What do you mean?
Her: You're acting like such a Straight-faced Pervert!
by Weeabob November 28, 2016
When someone who is normally a smart ass is currently not saying or making a face which would normally be interpreted as being a smart ass.
by Clvegrl March 30, 2020
The act of inadvertently providing your physical location to law enforcement, stalkers, and all uninterested parties by way of Facebook. Often done in an effort to appear urbane and worldly, this affliction usually occurs when Facebook addiction has taken hold.
"I'm just stopping for a quick latte at the first original Starbucks on State and Main."!!! :) was the last post submitted by Mary Brown before the armed stalker entered and ended her brief but eloquent life. Police officials are warning the public of the consequences of constant face mapping which has resulted in an 10% increase in assaults and homicides.
Also:
"Dude, where's your car?"
"I got the boot for all those unpaid tickets!!"
"Man, I warned you about your constant face mapping."
Also:
"Dude, where's your car?"
"I got the boot for all those unpaid tickets!!"
"Man, I warned you about your constant face mapping."
by rankled up July 21, 2009
by Old long tall and ugly May 31, 2025
When Ross Eric and Phil drink to much coffee and natter about the other members of the firm until the get caught by the head gaffer and have to carry on working being yardies with terrible dress sense and a passion for being late and unprofessional but at the same time being goofy yardie gangsta wanna be’s with a spotty neck and an obsessive personality.
by RicoKaponasFanPage January 06, 2022