resting Melania face

Only the most serious condition of resting bitch face possible; the superlative of when a person, usually a girl, who naturally looks mean when her face is expressionless, without meaning to.
Karen, Jane and Christina all suffer from resting bitch face, but only Karen wins the prize of resting Melania face.
by Sun Chaser January 19, 2021
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blurring your face

When someone blurs their face on their profile picture, it means they’re probably ugly as fuck and are very insecure.
“Why are you blurring your face on your profile picture?”
“I’m ugly as fuck, can’t you see?.”
by berdz May 21, 2022
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Face Kid

Any person at any place at any time doing anything with a face
hey look at that kid over there with a face..... hey there faggot face kid!
by Face Kid December 25, 2009
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Face-to-foot style

A highly advanced form of martial arts where opponents are defeated by being repeatedly hit in their foots with one's face.
Person 1: *Kicks person 2 right in the face*

Person 2: How do you like my Face-to-Foot style?

Person 3: Just ignore him, we trained him all wrong on purpose as a joke.
by DigestedAlive October 11, 2022
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cloakroom face

A squinty beady-eyed look of disdain, barely in your direction, from a rather unpleasant nightclub cloakroom worker, who is desperately miserable inside, and wishes no other than to redirect this misery upon your fine self... and your coats
Ooh Stacey walked into the office today with a right old cloakroom face on... she must be on the blob
by elvis_in_lace January 08, 2024
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cloak-room face

A squinty beady-eyed look of disdain, barely in your direction, from a nightclub cloak-room worker, who is desperately miserable inside, and wishes no other than the ultimate misery upon your fine self... and your coats
Ooh Stacey walked into the office today with a right old cloak-room face on... she must be on the blob
by elvis_in_lace December 03, 2023
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smartass face

or SAF

A face which people display when they pretend to know it all when they do not. Usually used when bsing.
Connie's smartass face appears as she answers the question.
by kkling October 18, 2010
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