by MANGO75577 October 03, 2019
Also known as the "Telemundo syndrome/effect", it is a mysterious ailment that affects a number of Latinos living in the US for a long time (either as immigrants or naturals) and that causes a very peculiar
symptom in them, by which they talk in English with an extremely weird accent (which is not the traditional Latino accent that you might hear in a character from a comedy, such as South Park) that sounds like they are trying so hard to imitate the original American English accent.
When you hear it, you might not recognize it as an accent at first, but rather as a way of spelling things. This kind of English sounds like the speaker's tongue is partially numb by dental anesthesia, hence depriving it of its normal movement capabilities, making the words sound smeared, flattened in the high vowels, and phonetically undeveloped, with vowels sounds usually heard being forced down to the mid spectrum: "eh" and "oh" sound. For example: "Nevada" sounds like "Neh-veh-räh", "Samsung" sounds like "Mzem-zem", "America" sounds like "Oh-meh-rreh-koh".
The name "Univision syndrome/effect" comes from the fact that if you tune highly Americanized Latino TV channels such as Univisión or Telemundo, you will often encounter people in shows and ads that speak in such a peculiar way, but it is actually a phenomenon that manifests outside the TV studios too, among everyday Latino Joes and Janes.
symptom in them, by which they talk in English with an extremely weird accent (which is not the traditional Latino accent that you might hear in a character from a comedy, such as South Park) that sounds like they are trying so hard to imitate the original American English accent.
When you hear it, you might not recognize it as an accent at first, but rather as a way of spelling things. This kind of English sounds like the speaker's tongue is partially numb by dental anesthesia, hence depriving it of its normal movement capabilities, making the words sound smeared, flattened in the high vowels, and phonetically undeveloped, with vowels sounds usually heard being forced down to the mid spectrum: "eh" and "oh" sound. For example: "Nevada" sounds like "Neh-veh-räh", "Samsung" sounds like "Mzem-zem", "America" sounds like "Oh-meh-rreh-koh".
The name "Univision syndrome/effect" comes from the fact that if you tune highly Americanized Latino TV channels such as Univisión or Telemundo, you will often encounter people in shows and ads that speak in such a peculiar way, but it is actually a phenomenon that manifests outside the TV studios too, among everyday Latino Joes and Janes.
Univision syndrome symptoms:
—¡Hola mija, Dios mio, qué de tiempo, al fin nos vemos!
—Ven mamá dejame llevalte a comel al "Petzah hät" del "damn tehwm"
—¡Ay mija, ¿vas drogada? ¿Por qué hablas así?!
—¡Hola mija, Dios mio, qué de tiempo, al fin nos vemos!
—Ven mamá dejame llevalte a comel al "Petzah hät" del "damn tehwm"
—¡Ay mija, ¿vas drogada? ¿Por qué hablas así?!
by J. J. B. Bravo March 24, 2023
This is when Sophia can’t spell correctly and repeatedly tried over and over again to spell and failed at each and every attempt
by Not very smart Sophia June 18, 2021
the condition in which gelled pieces of shampoo remain in ones hair long after one has left the shower (usually the result of a certain brand of cheap shampoo)
Rob: Danny whats that shit in your hair dude?
Joe: Oh he doesn't rinse off in the shower
Danny: No bros, I just have bad suave syndrome.
Joe: Oh he doesn't rinse off in the shower
Danny: No bros, I just have bad suave syndrome.
by swadium May 24, 2011
Person 1: Yo, dude. Why are you listening to music so much?
Person 2: YEAH BECAUSE IT MAKES ME HAPPY!!!
Person 1: Do you need a chill pill?
Person 2: NAW MAN!!!
Person 1: I think you have music syndrome.
Person 2: YEAH BECAUSE IT MAKES ME HAPPY!!!
Person 1: Do you need a chill pill?
Person 2: NAW MAN!!!
Person 1: I think you have music syndrome.
by DoodleBaldiBFB June 02, 2019
When a woman barely glances at you as she walks by you at the grocery store and you get a fat fucking rock hard god cock, and proceed to stalk her until she screams and runs away.
Dude 1: Hey bro, you ever just like think a girl is attracted to you when you notice they look at you?
Dude 2: *Engage Fredo Syndrome*
Dude 2: Yeah, I saw this girl at the store when I noticed her looking at me, I could tell that she was totally eye-fucking me bro. She wanted this Fredo-dick.
Dude 2: *Engage Fredo Syndrome*
Dude 2: Yeah, I saw this girl at the store when I noticed her looking at me, I could tell that she was totally eye-fucking me bro. She wanted this Fredo-dick.
by Crogert March 26, 2021
A mental state which someone becomes deeply infatuated with the person who they lost their virginity to. Most applicable to teenagers.
"Kelly's been clinging to Gary like crazy since the party 2 weeks ago."
"Obvious cherry syndrome. She's got it bad"
"Obvious cherry syndrome. She's got it bad"
by DickConnoissuer October 17, 2019