Siran Syndrome

A rare disease where you ace every math test, no matter how bad you think you did
Siran: “I did horrible on that test”

Josh: “You still aced it, you have Siran Syndrome”
by MANGO75577 October 03, 2019
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Univision syndrome

Also known as the "Telemundo syndrome/effect", it is a mysterious ailment that affects a number of Latinos living in the US for a long time (either as immigrants or naturals) and that causes a very peculiar
symptom in them, by which they talk in English with an extremely weird accent (which is not the traditional Latino accent that you might hear in a character from a comedy, such as South Park) that sounds like they are trying so hard to imitate the original American English accent.

When you hear it, you might not recognize it as an accent at first, but rather as a way of spelling things. This kind of English sounds like the speaker's tongue is partially numb by dental anesthesia, hence depriving it of its normal movement capabilities, making the words sound smeared, flattened in the high vowels, and phonetically undeveloped, with vowels sounds usually heard being forced down to the mid spectrum: "eh" and "oh" sound. For example: "Nevada" sounds like "Neh-veh-räh", "Samsung" sounds like "Mzem-zem", "America" sounds like "Oh-meh-rreh-koh".

The name "Univision syndrome/effect" comes from the fact that if you tune highly Americanized Latino TV channels such as Univisión or Telemundo, you will often encounter people in shows and ads that speak in such a peculiar way, but it is actually a phenomenon that manifests outside the TV studios too, among everyday Latino Joes and Janes.
Univision syndrome symptoms:

—¡Hola mija, Dios mio, qué de tiempo, al fin nos vemos!
—Ven mamá dejame llevalte a comel al "Petzah hät" del "damn tehwm"
—¡Ay mija, ¿vas drogada? ¿Por qué hablas así?!
by J. J. B. Bravo March 24, 2023
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Dyslexic Bae Syndrome

This is when Sophia can’t spell correctly and repeatedly tried over and over again to spell and failed at each and every attempt
“Is this how it’s spelled or do I have dyslexic bae syndrome
by Not very smart Sophia June 18, 2021
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Suave Syndrome

the condition in which gelled pieces of shampoo remain in ones hair long after one has left the shower (usually the result of a certain brand of cheap shampoo)
Rob: Danny whats that shit in your hair dude?

Joe: Oh he doesn't rinse off in the shower

Danny: No bros, I just have bad suave syndrome.
by swadium May 24, 2011
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Music Syndrome

When someone's self esteem is music and has happy feels when listening to music.
Person 1: Yo, dude. Why are you listening to music so much?
Person 2: YEAH BECAUSE IT MAKES ME HAPPY!!!
Person 1: Do you need a chill pill?
Person 2: NAW MAN!!!
Person 1: I think you have music syndrome.
by DoodleBaldiBFB June 02, 2019
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Fredo Syndrome

When a woman barely glances at you as she walks by you at the grocery store and you get a fat fucking rock hard god cock, and proceed to stalk her until she screams and runs away.
Dude 1: Hey bro, you ever just like think a girl is attracted to you when you notice they look at you?

Dude 2: *Engage Fredo Syndrome*

Dude 2: Yeah, I saw this girl at the store when I noticed her looking at me, I could tell that she was totally eye-fucking me bro. She wanted this Fredo-dick.
by Crogert March 26, 2021
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Cherry Syndrome

A mental state which someone becomes deeply infatuated with the person who they lost their virginity to. Most applicable to teenagers.
"Kelly's been clinging to Gary like crazy since the party 2 weeks ago."
"Obvious cherry syndrome. She's got it bad"
by DickConnoissuer October 17, 2019
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