National Grab Dick Day

On August 31st be sure to grab a mans’ dick to celebrate!

Be sure to let your hoe outta the bag!

On National Grab dick day (two days after national slap ass day) you grab a guys dick to celebrate the holidays!

by Ieatdirtforaliving August 29, 2019

National kiss Josh day

16th January

It’s national kiss josh day today go kiss josh Aimee

by Jxsh.mxrtin January 15, 2022

National argument day

Happy arguments day! On this great day everyone takes their anger out on you and everything goes to sh*t

"whats the day today?"
"National argument day!"

by Sabre.fox May 20, 2021

August 28 National date a hooper day

Date someone who plays basketball 🏀

It’s august 28 national date a hooper day. you play basketball “yeah” let’s date

by J0rd@n 23$ August 26, 2022

National Blowjob Day

National Blowjob Day(July 9th) - Your significant other has to give you a blowjob

John - Hey honey it’s National Blowjob Day

Sarah - Ok (proceeds to get on knees)

by Jake Lovely July 9, 2024

National Make a Calendar Day

The Day of which national day calendar's are made

Yooo it's national make a calendar day, let's make a national calendar

by McCade Mandrel November 26, 2021

national fuck day

october 14th

we can have a national fuck day

by abhxbefne October 12, 2019