You should be able to get a stripper to show you whatever you want during a lap dance by spinning her around and grabbing her wide end. If she refuses, give her the Dirty Chippy.
by I Am The Magic Man June 06, 2019
A dirty wapple is when a male or someone with a male appendage mushroom stamps a female breast thus "whapping" a nipple.
by Kermpy February 18, 2016
When your’e at a party and you want to go home, but your car is boken and you mom has to pick you up. In order to make it not awkward you have sex with everyone in the room before leaving. Then the only thing they can think of is your unit
by GeneraalSalsa August 31, 2021
When you loan an item to someone, and that person loans the same item to someone else without your permission
Don't lend that DVD to Chris - last time I lent him something I found out he pulled a dirty loan on me and never got it back.
by Kahunaville Ox Val RIP February 26, 2011
When she worked out earlier and then fucks you but afterwards she runs to the bathroom and poops out an entire leaf of lettuce because she’s trying to be a good girl and live that fit life.
by Marmemetoots September 26, 2020
Trever was taking a safety nap, so I buttfucked him in the battleship with my welding hood on. I gave Trever a Dirty Trever.
by dirtbag_mafia July 27, 2022
When your girlfriend is face fucking you and she lets off a mean ass clapper right in your mouth and you swallow the poo particles and you blow your load simultaneously it shoots in her eye and she is diagnosed with an unknown eye disease.
Timmy: Yo Harry
Harry: Wassup
Timmy: My girl gave me a dirty shandi last night
Harry: Your completely fucked
Harry: Wassup
Timmy: My girl gave me a dirty shandi last night
Harry: Your completely fucked
by thicccboy99 June 25, 2021