doofus dog

A dumb dog who barks a lot and can’t stfu and has a dumb owner

Did u see that dumb owner waking Her doofus dog

by Pato_duck July 17, 2021

dog

a turtle

"seek dog"
"could this be dog?"
"lovable sort ahead"
"try fingers
but hole"

by The Loathsome Dung Eater April 22, 2022

Bad Dog

When a guy invites a woman over for sex but then proceeds to pursue pointless projects around his house all night instead.

I shaved my legs for that bad dog and he just ignored me and fell asleep.

by elsbeth April 30, 2022

dog friendly apartment

Smells like shit because the owner locks it in the apartment all the time while the dog barks day and night.

dog friendly apartment: knock on door. " Hi I'm your neighbor it is 2:00 am can you please silence your barking dog" while thinking Christ I'm going to upchuck from the stench.

by buckeyeoh November 15, 2017

New Hampshire Chilly Dog

When a male sticks his penis in the ass-hole of a +600lb woman and she shits her bbq pork sandwich all over his meat stick.

Holy shit! That lady just gave him a New Hampshire Chilly Dog!

by Bagel aids July 17, 2022

Chilli dog

When a guy shoves his penis in a females ass and when he pulls it out there is shit on the penis.

“Lauren when is the last time u shit u just gave me a chilli dog”.

by Chilli dog master April 17, 2021

Dog Buv

Dog crap. If you have to put it to words and music BUV is what happens when the dog craps

MY dog is so smart she makes dog buv right in front of the toilet.

by tymmchn1969 March 7, 2025