National Get Drunk Day

June 16th of every year is national get drunk day.

you better be drunk tonight it’s national get drunk day.

by holidayman25 June 13, 2024

National fuck a friend day

National fuck your friend day is on May 8th.

You ask your friend to fuck and maybe it will happen!

Disclaimer: always ask before it happens!!!

"Hey, wanna fuck on national fuck a friend day?"
"Sure"

by Fuckafriend May 6, 2022

National chicken noo noo day

A cold winters day we’re papas make chicken noo noo (it’s good for the soul)

Hey papa can we make chicken noo noo

Why yes Zach it is cold and it’s national chicken noo noo day

by Exactly23wolves December 12, 2021

National Slap Short People Month

During the month of november you can slap anyone under 5'6" with no consequences.

Hey,it's National Slap Short People month!

by Im_Bad_At_Game October 8, 2022

National concrete day

You have a cake or donut a month after your birthday as a month after the day of your birthday

Hey what do you want for your national concrete day

by Hdbrvusns November 5, 2022

National shut the fuck up day

everyday is national shut the fuck up day stop posting stupid fucking urban dictionary days on your story no one cares

tina"its national send nudes say"
bobby"its national shut the fuck up day" if you really want nudes ask for them you cum solbering suckubus

by Mememaser April 18, 2020

national rate me day

October 13th is National Rate Me Day. Post on ur social media stories for people to rate you based off of ur looks!

its National Rate Me Day!! rate me?(on story) “10” “7” “ur definitely a 6”

by jsjsjsj jsjs October 13, 2019