hot dog

What you call your dick wrapped in a paper towel. After you beat your meat using lotion, you use a paper towel to dry it off, and your wrapped dick is a hot dog.

Chad: Bro I had the yugest hot dog last night!
Brad: Damn, my dick is small so i only get little hot dogs.

by Horny Busdriver February 14, 2019

puppy dog turds on toast

what a parent suggests when you cant decide on what to eat cuz youre a picky little brat

jimmy: i want some uhhhhh
his mum: puppy dog turds on toast?
jimmy: no mom! not that!

by ytlaser12334455 July 15, 2023

dog water

word used as an insult for fortnite kids.

"man just tryharded and still being dog water"

by venison_ February 1, 2022

Dog

A being very precious to mankind.

Dogs are the best.

by Geek of the greek da the anime February 7, 2022

Suckin on a chili dog

Oral sex after anal sex

Sierra said she was really into suckin on a chili dog.

by AdonisNeo August 27, 2025

take someones dog day

May 20th take someone’s dog and send them a picture for proof and dont return unless given money

Hey! I will give your dog back if you give me $20. Why? Its national take someones dog day!

by THE desney :) May 20, 2024

Wonder dog

When you are out of hot dog buns and have to substitute a slice of wonder bread.

Dude, are we out of hot dog buns?

Yeah Brah, gotta use a piece of bread and make a wonder dog.

by just_jess June 8, 2017