National Opps Day

2nd May is celebrated as opps day for all those retards that are OPPs in your own team

Yoo she should be celebrated on national opps day

by Starrrgirl May 1, 2024

May 2nd national cooch pic day

You get to request an open legged vagina pic from anyone and the must send it

You: "hey it's may 2nd national cooch pic day"
Friend: "bro I'm your Grandma I ain't sending you that"
You: "I didn't ask?"

by James_2000 May 2, 2024

National head day

Kenzie gotta give u head

GAWK GAWK GAWK NATIONAL HEAD DAY BY KENIZE

by Real United states May 2, 2024

national blowjob day

May 3rd Is the “national blowjob day”. In the beloved memory of blowjob in charge. People from all over the world get in queue for a blowjob

Hey it’s 3rd May ,National blowjob day, let’s head over for a blowjob from the blowjob in charge before the queue gets too long

by job in charge day May 2, 2024

MAY 12TH NATIONAL FORCEFULLY KIDNAP UR BEST FRIEND LEGALLY

On 12th of may you can forcefully kidnap ur best friend legally and you can use a weapon if they say no. If they call the police all the police would do is help you kidnap that girl.

OMGGG ITS MAY 12TH NATIONAL FORCEFULLY KIDNAP UR BEST FRIEND LEGALLY I BETTER GO KIDNAP MY BEST FRIEND RIGHT AWAY!

by Slaygirlyspopsies May 3, 2024

National Brain Rot Day

tell your friends some brainrot memes on april 20 4/20

Friend: I wanna touch your gyatt in ohio
Other Friend: Pls be my sigma bcuz im your rizzler
Friend: dont worry its National Brain Rot Day

by CjWithBrainrot May 3, 2024

National booty pic day

Celebrated on May 6th. Send to someone to receive booty pics

Hey Sarah it’s national booty pic day

by meatcanyon May 5, 2024