Dog Eyeing

The act of staring down a potential mate as if you were establishing yourself as the alpha to a k9 companion. Success in the act comes from perseverance... being the last to look away. If he or she looks away and looks back with a smile, go in and close the deal. If the target looks back strangely, consider smiling more next time.

I knew that girl wanted me to come over and share her lollipop because I was dog eyeing her and she smiled.

by Douche Canoe 78 May 22, 2018

Dog Eyeing

When you stare down a potential mate as if you were reinforcing your role as the alpha to a k9 companion. Follow through and success requires you to persevere and remain eye contact, make the potential late look away first. If he/she looks back and smiles, go in to close the deal. If the target gives you a strange look, consider smiling next time.

Man, I was dog eyeing that chick and that's how I knew she wanted to share her lollipop.

by Douche Canoe 78 May 22, 2018

Dog eyeing

When a girl is going down on you and she looks up into your eyes.

Omg the other night my girlfriend was going down on me and I caught her dog eyeing.

by Bsaw May 21, 2015

cats play when the dogs away

Phrase used mostly describing female behavior while her spouse is not around.

Cats play when the dogs away

by Bigbanklachezz December 15, 2022

Dog shit welder

A weld that looks like it was done by a drunk Steve Wonder

Jon D is a dog shit welder

by Jdwelder May 11, 2021

george the dog

literally the coolest dog there is.

he’s a good cuddler
great kisser
and literally just a god amongst dogs

i wish my dog was a george the dog

by JacobajJ September 02, 2019

Bruh dog

Richest person to ever exist they have billions of dollars and is a prophet of islam

Bruh dog is so cool

by gotentard September 12, 2021