Wood-pus stands for wooden pussy: a wooden pussy means a floozy, ptretentious, hard to please white girl who doesn't enjoy to have sex.
Mate 1:" Did you hang out with Sabrina?"
Mate 2:" Yes, I did, but it's been a mistake. She kept annoying me from the beginning: I had to pay her dinner, buy her a teddybear at the luna park and bring her home and she didn't even kiss me! She's definitely a wood-pus."
Mate 2:" Yes, I did, but it's been a mistake. She kept annoying me from the beginning: I had to pay her dinner, buy her a teddybear at the luna park and bring her home and she didn't even kiss me! She's definitely a wood-pus."
by A spaghettione December 14, 2018
Get the wood-pusmug. My grandma’s funeral was so awkaward. I stood up to speak out about her life but I was sporting some rowdy mourning wood. I was rock hard.
by GabePriest January 22, 2018
Get the Mourning Woodmug. by Nickdavis04 August 30, 2017
Get the lil woodmug. by ingrain99 May 15, 2016
Get the wood tablemug. William, did you hear? World renowned scat artist Steamy Stacks released a new porno called "Wood Stomping".
by b_ranson May 3, 2020
Get the Wood stompingmug. 
When an old man cummed in his sleep and has woken up with a soken/soggy wiener
"Man i woke up with a killer soggy wood this morning"!
"Man i woke up with a killer soggy wood this morning"!
by Cheese pickelelsl December 30, 2014
Get the soggy woodmug.