The game Among Us made in 2018 is a curse from god to deteriorate the human brain in response to the evil of man. The mental illness known as "amogus lol" comes in 4 stages getting worse as it goes.
Stage #1 You play the game Among Us and aprricate the simple design of the characters. Along the way you learn the common language used such as Impostor, sus and the N-word.
Stage #2 You begin to see the resemblance to the crewmate characters in different things in your life such as fire alarms, trashcans and washing machines. You utter the term "amogus" whenever you see anything with an oval in the middle.
Stage #3 You see "amogus" everywhere you go from your fingertips to things with no resemblance to the crewmate whatsoever like the shape of Benjamin Franklin's hair on the $100 bill.
Stage #4 (Insanity) You live to despise amogus attacking everything you see as amogus such as your own family random doors and public figures. You are locked away in a mental hospital for the rest of your existance.
Stage #1 You play the game Among Us and aprricate the simple design of the characters. Along the way you learn the common language used such as Impostor, sus and the N-word.
Stage #2 You begin to see the resemblance to the crewmate characters in different things in your life such as fire alarms, trashcans and washing machines. You utter the term "amogus" whenever you see anything with an oval in the middle.
Stage #3 You see "amogus" everywhere you go from your fingertips to things with no resemblance to the crewmate whatsoever like the shape of Benjamin Franklin's hair on the $100 bill.
Stage #4 (Insanity) You live to despise amogus attacking everything you see as amogus such as your own family random doors and public figures. You are locked away in a mental hospital for the rest of your existance.
I just Among Us Theory.
by FunnyNotRacist March 15, 2021
by jamarama December 17, 2020
by aejigwao January 24, 2022
One of the cruelest and diabolical examples of gaslighting a parent can delude their child into believing is a real “thing”. IT IS NOT.
The equivalent of committing a mortal sin in the realm of the baking world by replacing icing (which is a creation and gift from God) with pudding (which is the Devil’s toe jam mixed with under boob sweat)- and doubling down on that transgression by convincing young children that doing so is acceptable and a viable alternative.
A baking ‘hack’ used by moms who were too lazy to use the correct icing/ topping on baked goods, or moms who ate all of the frosting off of baked goods and replaced the good stuff with far inferior and ethically reprehensible pudding as a way to cover their gluttonous tracks.
The equivalent of committing a mortal sin in the realm of the baking world by replacing icing (which is a creation and gift from God) with pudding (which is the Devil’s toe jam mixed with under boob sweat)- and doubling down on that transgression by convincing young children that doing so is acceptable and a viable alternative.
A baking ‘hack’ used by moms who were too lazy to use the correct icing/ topping on baked goods, or moms who ate all of the frosting off of baked goods and replaced the good stuff with far inferior and ethically reprehensible pudding as a way to cover their gluttonous tracks.
Although brilliant in every other way, Kevin insisting that using pudding for frosting is acceptable is his way of protecting his inner gaslighted self.
No way Kevin actually believes that pudding instead of frosting is a real “thing”?!?
Using pudding instead of frosting has been scientifically proven to contribute to global warming, El Niño, and psychological dermatitis.
No way Kevin actually believes that pudding instead of frosting is a real “thing”?!?
Using pudding instead of frosting has been scientifically proven to contribute to global warming, El Niño, and psychological dermatitis.
by Ultimate Authority May 30, 2021
by Jacob Chadderdon January 11, 2022
Among us there is an imposter among us suspicious who has recently been participating in suspicious activities inside of the crew ship, do not go to 02, Reactor or Electrical if you do not want to be contacted by the suspicious imposter among us at 3A.M.
by Among us lover 4265 October 31, 2021
OOOH! MAJESTIC
GRANT US EYES, GRANT EYES, PLANT EYES IN OUR BRAINS AND CLEANSE US OF OUR BEASTLY IDIOCRACY
GRANT US EYES, GRANT EYES, PLANT EYES IN OUR BRAINS AND CLEANSE US OF OUR BEASTLY IDIOCRACY
"GRANT US EYES, GRANT US EYES"
Bloodborne fan 1: "Have you every head of micolash, that dude is an asshole"
Bloodborne FAN 2: "GRANT US EYES, GRANT US EYES, PLANT EYES IN OUR BRAINS AND CLEANSE US OF OUR BEASTLY IDOCRACY"
Bloodborne fan 1: "Have you every head of micolash, that dude is an asshole"
Bloodborne FAN 2: "GRANT US EYES, GRANT US EYES, PLANT EYES IN OUR BRAINS AND CLEANSE US OF OUR BEASTLY IDOCRACY"
by Greirat November 03, 2023