Tommy

The most annoying person EVER.

Tommy: "lol fortnite balls"
everybody else: "stfu"

by MasonIsntFunny July 21, 2023

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tommy bottom

A woman under the influence of drugs fingers your arse and then you both suck her fingers clean.

I was in Aberdeen the other day and I saw a junkie getting a tommy bottom by the bins.

by Peggy bumbles July 27, 2023

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Tommy

My boy since day one. I couldn’t ask for a better friend. He’s stuck with my through it all.

You’re an amazing friend Tommy

by Wsgg August 6, 2023

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Knows literally everything about Star Wars, literally cracked at art, will never misspell a word. Best gamer you will ever meet. He listens to better music than you. He also doesn’t have a life. Nerd.

Person: what was the name of that Star Wars character?
Person 2: ask Tommy.
Person: he’s gaming, I won’t interrupt him.

by Darth Maul Drip April 11, 2023

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Tommy mcock

a man who throws up into a bowl of spaghetti while casually masturbating to the existence of science. he would walk up to a girl on a non consensual way with fizz and then use his stinky breath to fart out all his hormones in order to create a new baby made up of diarrhoea, he fucks men by the name of mike smith because his tollie looks like a half eaten boriito that went to church on a Monday morning.

oh that man is so fucked up, definitely a Tommy mcock
a man who gets sent to death sentence for masturbating on ancient historians who like to eat restickles made up from testicular cromazones from an art form of majestic penis.

by Bighonkjonk May 13, 2023

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