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Tommy

What game is he not better than you at?
Boy 1: Bro I'm so bad at this game
Boy 2: Tommy isn't
by The Big Black Yogurt November 23, 2021
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Tommy-pick a bastard

(Verb) : to kill a police officer, specifically, as the name suggests, using a Tommy gun
Only someone as brazen as Al Capone would dare to Tommy-pick a bastard, since not everyone has access to a Tommy gun.
by Sexydimma February 19, 2016
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Tommy flonker

Tommy flonker originates from a Latin backround and was originally coined by archeologist Jim E. Nu-traun. It is when the male slaps his spouse anywhere on the body and proceeds to scream "Tommy Flonker!". This catches the spouse off gaurd and then he proceeds to grab her and puts his genitalia into the spouses nose.
Me: Dude I really wanna Tommy Flonker my girl
Guy 1: Same
by papijohn November 21, 2017
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come ooon tommy

a way to wreck person named tommy and destroy his mental well being. this insult can be used to attack people who mess up in the slightest and you what to show that you noticed it.
when tommy breathed too loud, the room erupted in a chorus of 'come ooon tommy.'
by 948302567829404leprechaun March 22, 2019
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Tommy

Tommy is a gross old man who likes girls who are barely adults. He is one major creep. Best to stay away from this rabbid invasion looking ahh creature, needs to be put down.

Bro also sounds like an uwu gacha boy man thing who secretly watches gacha heat because the missing princess rejected him so he big sad gacha uwu emo boy who always wears a hood to hide his ugly pedofile ratouille looking old man ahh face.
Mom: "OMG! Stay away, it's a Tommy."
Girl: "Why"
Mom: "He eats little girls"
-or-
G: OMG, he's old and looking at your rack
Other G: Oh...He must be a Gacha uwu Tommy
by urmomisinmybedqueenbarb January 18, 2024
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Tommy

(Noun) A person who constantly gets screwed in Dead By Daylight.

Im quoting Shootzki.
"WHY AM I ALWAYS FIRST"

"Its okay he's just the Tommy of the group."
by Unicomixs July 30, 2018
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tommy shooters

When someone has diarrhoea or the “shits
Harvey mate i got the tommy shooters
by Gonnorsgary December 14, 2018
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