thomas riley

A canadian goose that is very fond of apples

‘I held the apple in my hand as the thomas riley walked up and jabbed me to death solely with greed for my apple’

by Conalthegingernutcracker January 19, 2019

Thomas Jones

Thomas Jones is a mathematics teacher currently working at St Augustine's College Cairns (251 Draper Street, 4870, Cairns, QLD, Australia) He currently teaches a variety of grates ranging from 7 to year 12 essential

Thomas Jones taught me how to divide 0 and 0

by The Lidinator October 19, 2020

Thomas Okubo

Thomas Okubo is a asshole. He that guy who you find cute and endearing at first and then he opens his mouth a couple months later and makes you wonder- How tf did I like this guy - however then you relapse and are back in his hands until you realize he's still an asshole. Depending on the type of girl you are this will either keep happening or you will actually get over his ass.

Angelica- Is that Thomas Okubo?
Jasmine- Shush. Don't say the rat's name it might come over here.

by Jasmine Darling November 21, 2018

thomas o'leary

thomas is a small but handsome boy. he loves women and men and others. his life is the cowntdown to the end of humanity. when he dies we all die. we muxt protect him with out souls and shit. all hail satan. bye

i need to have sex with thomas o'leary. i believe he might kill me but its OK.

by XxX_jamso October 16, 2021

Thomas Dunn

One small man with a big dream. His hopes, though may look small to an outsider seem really big for a Thomas Dunn. A Thomas Dunn usually has a Mullet and likes to where sunglasses, unfortunate the mullet makes him look like a girl and the glasses have no style, But his friends don't think this maters as he is kind and funny with a good sense on food.

P.S. Girls really don't dig a Thomas Dunn, as gardening is not a UPS, ultra pulling point

Woman 1: Oh, look i wonder who she is.
Woman 2: I don't know, but she has lovely hair, But the sunglasses have no style.
Woman 1: Wait, that's no girl!
Woman 2: Are you sure?
Woman 1: Yes, its a Thomas Dunn!

by The Grand Inquisitor of Life May 19, 2021

tyler thomas

The richest man in all of chatsworth. Enjoys being pissed on.

Hi my name is Tyler thomas and I’m a fucking pud.

by Gbabyhuuuuaaaahhhh March 30, 2022

Thomas Edison'd

When someone states an idea or joke, but you take credit for it by publicly expressing it

Man, Todd stole the joke I told him and said it loud enough for everyone to hear so they think he made it. Sounds like you got Thomas Edison'd

by DrtyTrouserSnake June 29, 2020