Stoner

A fresh baked daily treat of a human. Smells sort of like skunk, a stoner tends to enjoy carbs such as sourdough bread, pizza, and donuts. A stoner will avoid local police at all costs -regardless of being a criminal or not.

Bitch Brittany: "Tiffany, I saw a stoner the other day! They smelled like weed and non judgement ."

by Caffeinated FrogStar July 4, 2023

Liquid Stoner

Someone who gets diarrhoea from smoking weed

“Where’s ryan?”
“He’s on the toilet… he’s a liquid stoner”

by Zizi ballon January 4, 2023

ghetto stoner

A ghetto stoner is a stoner basically a broke struggle stoner that uses bottle bongs and tinfoil pipes, quarter and pill bottle for a grinder, regular ol writing paper and gum wrappers and tries conserving as much weed as possible because they don't know when the next time they will get their hands on some more weed

Person 1: hey man want to light up today

Person 2: naw man I can't I'm runnin outta weed

Person 1: ah I see

Person 2: yup that's what happened when you’re like me a mf ghetto stoner

by Yeemo_boi_666 January 22, 2022

Stoner

A "stoner" is a person who regularly does and gets high on drugs, mostly cannabis.

He's a stoner.

by IceXXX July 16, 2021

Stoner boner

Being attracted to the type of rebel/bad boy (or sometimes girl) who is clearly using drugs of some variety.

Guy 1: Dude, is she seriously flirting with that skater pothead?
Guy 2: Yeah, she has a total stoner boner.

by Lillykins January 30, 2015

Stoner

Someone who believes that any problem whether it’s small or big it can be fixed by smoking marijuana and someone who believes that any activity they do will be better if they are stoned.

Person 1: hey Matt do you wanna go bowling Tonight?

Person 2: yeah would love too but I’ll have a quick joint before wanna join? Cuz I’m a stoner ofc

by Mitchell271jonnys June 1, 2018

Stoner Stew

A conglomerated pile of random leftovers that are microwaved in a bowl to form an easy yet elaborate meal. Usually includes cheese, bacon bits, and various spices added to taste.

"Dude, I'm getting the munchies hard."
"Go check the fridge. Should be some mashed potatoes, mac n' cheese, corn, and gravy you could throw into a bowl of stoner stew."

by ReggaeOtter December 6, 2016