salad fingers

One who embodies the definition of creepy; one who caresses things in a creepy manner.

P: i caressed it
L: you are such a salad fingers

by margerine January 1, 2007

salad attack

When you steal some of your wife / GF's salad, and she screams at the top of her lungs in anger. At which point you reply with "Only a fat girl would scream so loud about a salad", and then you get a plate of salad thrown at you.

Mmmm, this is good salad hun! PUT THE SALAD DOWN NOW!!! Geez, only a fat girl would yell at me for eating her salad.... SALAD ATTACK!!! *10 sec L8R*.... I'm gonna take a quick shower...

by kakarotch August 4, 2007

fruit salad

A delicious mix of diced apples, cantelope, grapes, strawberries and many other types of fresh fruit. Sometimes eaten as a sidecourse to breakfast and lunch, or as a snack in itself. Great source of vitamins, and generally a nutritious, healthy snack for fat people.

Woo. Let's skip the burger and go strait for the fruit salad! I want to be skinny and have my bones stick out everywhere. Yum.. Ah.

by Antimyopia April 9, 2006

tossed salad

When your girlfriends eats your ass right before hot sex.

Mindy and Savannah tossed salad right before our threesome

by pimplee May 19, 2006

Ceaser salad

a tossed salad that has white dressing all over it.
AKA Manually spreading your partners butt cheeks and licking the area between their sexual organ and anus after semen has been applied.

I was giving her a Ceaser salad then I realized how salty my cum is!

by PTGJB February 27, 2008

toss salad

To have your hole properly licked for hours.

My slave likes to toss salad for hours. I was sitting on his face. I loved it.

by Mistress1 April 26, 2006

SALAD DRESSING

Agent spread around the asshole during intercourse used to make salad tossing (anal licking) more palatable. Typically this would be something edible and delicious i.e. pudding, flavored lubricant, etc.

Only if you shower and put a little salad dressing around your garbage hole. Last time I was down there I nearly gagged from smell of last night's tacos.

by Dale Earnhardt Jr. III January 24, 2011