An internet rule dictating that those who condemn and demonize fan service for normal, sane people often define themselves as queer or as LGBTQ "allies".

Such individuals will often engage in gaslighting tactics, equating physically attractive female characters to pornography or maintain that ugly or masculine-looking female characters are better because of "realism", even in otherwise fantastical settings and despite the escapist nature of fiction. This is a bizarro mirror image of conservative Christian puritanism that such people often found themselves opposed to in previous decades.
"OMG, what do you care what Mary Jane Watson looks like? Shut up, your porn-brained incel!"
"You have pronouns and pride flags in your twitter bio and your likes are full of futa. The Iron Law of Bizarro Queer Puritanism remains undefeated."
by JD_543975834 January 01, 2024
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queer the crack

to insert the erect genitellia of the male into the anal cavity of another person.
Donksta would queer your crack, watch out Coby, here he comes.
by T$ March 05, 2003
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Queer boating

Acting queer when you’re not actually queer in social situation.
Wow did you see Charlie’s queer boating that guy for a free drink.
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jelly queer

People who have lived in the United Soviet Socialist Republic.
I ran into a Russian yesterday and I was like, 'What up you jelly queer! How's living in Soviet Russia?'.
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Revenge queer

Being queer for the sole purpose of getting back at someone.
Dam this guy I knew in college fucked his ex gfs new boyfriend to get back at her!! He’s not gay but he did it for revenge, he’s revenge queer.
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Queer Starmer

A secretly gay man who acts as a straight man
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