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Do a Pony 

To act upon a premeditated string of feelings in a completely undignified and blundering way, in spite of the apple of your eye holding no feelings for you whatsoever.
"I thought she'd might've been into me, so I bought her gold plated roses and a hand-written sonnet by Shakespeare, but it turns out she's been married for ten years and plans on retaking her vowels next weekend."
"Ouch, way to do a pony, dude"
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The White Pony 

When you've had your fill of bullshit and there's nothing left to loose!
I FUCKING HATE WHAT SOCIETY HAS BECOME, IT'S TIME TO RIDE OUT ON THE WHITE PONY!!!!
The White Pony by chaoz June 27, 2012

droney rosey pony 

a horrible miserable nasty stinky laydee!!!
She drones on and on and on and on and on !!!!!!!!!!!
Shes mean!! Bubblegade hate her!!!
poo lop rose ya bitch!!!!
We hate rose!!!

Ponpon Shit 

Annoying ass song from Cyberpunk 2077. Plays on the radio fucking constantly (that is, when the game actually decides to work). It might have been a better song with more bass, but as it stands currently it’s just trash.
Ponpon shit ponpon shit ponpon shit! *annoying ass dubstep sounds.*
1. a much nicer word for the passing of gas.
2. when the title "mr." is added, a rabbit that produces gas inside of your body.
pongo by smbn April 29, 2006

Feed the Pony 

An act of bagging a hot girl on a night out, only then sober up whilst with her and reject her to her face.
This is achieved by mocking her to her face, feigning to give her some sugar cubes and asking to "feed the pony".
James: "This girl I've been snogging looks like a fucking 'orse"
James: "Heer y'are girl, feed the pony"
Feed the Pony by Alee-star August 30, 2012

Pony Trick 

Used when referring to someone who is acting like an idiot and being loud in general. Derived from the tricks a pony might perform which are usually juvenile and overzealous.
Shut UP down there ya Pony Trick!
Pony Trick by skastank May 27, 2009