scone topping

Male ejaculate. It is particuarly appropriate when semen reaches its mature, viscous state.
So she turned her head to look at me after I gave her the reach around and I pulled out and gave her a generous donation of scone topping to her eyelids
by Brass Master D August 14, 2009
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top spaceship

someone who prefers to go on top during intercourse, also someone I love dearly, they're also half spaceship
I love you Top Spaceship
Thank you for being there for me Top Spaceship
by peterparker1616 April 07, 2018
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Mascara-Tops

A woman who wears way too much makeup.
Did you see that chick? She looked fake as hell.

Yeah, dude. She's a Mascara-Tops
by brbrown1988 February 26, 2013
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Top set

In a secondary school, there are sometimes these things called sets. these are when the year groups are divided into classes based on there score on their entrance exam (and so, their intelligence).
The top set is supposed to be the most intelligent people in the year.

Now I've cleared that up, top set is the people whose mums bribed the teachers.
"How many genuinely intelligent people are there in top set?"
"Three."
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Tippin’ to the top

Being in the maximum state of intoxication
by Tilted4life November 04, 2018
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Nut Topping

The act of placing one's testicles firmly between someone else's breasts, or "topping" the breasts with the "nuts".
Person 1 - "I feel like our sex life has become repetitive, and I want to try something new "
Person 2 - "I've always wanted to try 'nut topping'. It sounds like it would be fun!"
by yak the snak March 19, 2017
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top jockey

Woman who likes to go on top and ride cock hard
Your mum's a right top jockey
by Shagass September 07, 2017
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