Lake mouse

When you are skinny dipping and a girl rubs her hairy vagina on your leg

Ewwww kiara just rubbed her lake mouse on me

by Lakemouse101 July 18, 2019

wet mouse

the most top person in the world claiming to be a bottom

''Briley, you are such a wet mouse.''

by ballsfuck November 14, 2022

Mouse Harvesting

To tortiously remove ones tampon unsuspectingly from in between their legs.

That bitch Madeline been mouse harvesting all day!

by Dr. Raun Cloywne January 19, 2017

Mickey Mouse Day

A day where you wear all Mickey Mouse merch. October 30

It’s Mickey Mouse day so I’m wearing my Mickey shirt.

by Andy Andy October 27, 2019

National mouse breeder day

January 8th is National Mouse Breeder Day

It's January 8th which is National Mouse Breeder Day, I celebrate by breeding mice to give to my pet snakes

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj January 2, 2025

Mouse

A person, typically a female , who is shy and timid in the public but when you get them home they are sexually Wild and crazy in the bedroom.

The woman I met in the bar last night was a mouse.

by Great Imagination November 22, 2020

mouse in a telescope

A tampon , prior to its normal use .

Do me a favour Sweetheart , dive into my handbag and bring me a mouse in a telescope , there’s a handful of them in there .
I thought I only needed a piss , but the monkeys nose is bleeding

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023