Shlong Master

A shlong master is a pimp with a huge dick that is found in the depths of mexico. He finds little children and turns them into whores. The shlong masters name is usually diego.

1)gawd the shlong masters shlong is so big.
2)Shlong master turned me into a whore

by Diego Parra (me mexican) July 27, 2008

booty master

master of all things booty

khayla is the booty master

by bignutsack October 5, 2016

Crotch master

A person whose really great at giving head, fingering the coochie

Oh I love my boyfriend he’s a real crotch master.

by Crotch Master1267 January 19, 2019

Red Wing Master

The act of having sexual intercourse while a girl is on her period. Once that is achieved you have earned your "Red Wings". See also: Brown Belt.

There is the red wing master, bow to him, he has done what a lot of men will never do.... SEX ON A PERIOD!!!!

by Ragol October 16, 2008

d master

One who is the master of the D's, a true D sucker. One who has D's in his mouth at all times. Size and color doesn't matter to the true D Master.

Matt: Oh damn, here he comes, D Master.
Mike: He really needs to get those dicks out of his mouth.
Drew: What dicks?

by The Python April 13, 2005

masher

A person (usually a man) who gains sexual gratification by inappropriately rubbing against strangers in crowed public places.

It was crowded, but it wasn't that crowded. The guy didn't need to rub his package against my ass as he "squeezed by" - what a masher!

by Rachel Harvieux May 17, 2006

chronic masterbation syndrome

when you masterbate non stop for day and days on end. you start to lose satisfaction and try to get other people to masterbate for you.

Ian i cant stop masterbating i think i might have chronic masterbation syndrome

by DementedWarrior September 8, 2011