Jordan Parise

the older brother of NHL player, Zach Parise. Jordan is a goalie, and is the son of legendary J.P. Parise

Chico Resch: And that's Zach Parise's big brother out there, Jordan Parise, filling in for Marty Brodeur in net tonight.

by Super Swedes December 7, 2010

Jordan Jackson

The worst basketball player ever

" He is almost as bad as Jordan Jackson!"

by TheOGWalter December 12, 2018

Jordan Gwinn

the biggest dick in myrtle beach. also see baby arm

Me: Haha, I heard that Katie Walton bitch got her serve of the baby arm.

Friend: Haha, yeah. I haven't seen her in a while...

*Jordan Gwinn appears*

by :D. August 7, 2009

jordan miller

the most prettiest, nicest person ever :)

jordan miller helped the old lady cross the street, thats how nice she was

by james kilam December 11, 2010

Michael Jordan

the man who made the idiots above this jealous

by rab August 20, 2003

Jordan Love

The most talented QB of all time.

NFL Fan: Wow this Mahomes guy is so good!

Enlightened Packer fan: Yeah I know he is such a Jordan Love!

by Berry Mccociner December 2, 2020

Brown Jordan

Having to take a huge dump

Man, where is the toilet I got a brown jordan

by Toothevt February 13, 2010