The Full Jordan refers to the act of butt sex from male to female. This is for the girls who say they hate it, but secretly love it from the backdoor.
Guy "Hey, are you up for a little Full Jordan?"
Girl "Eww, no, that's gross & will hurt!"
Guy "You won't feel it if you keep drinking."
Girl "Well, okay, just don't tell your friends."
OR
Girl "I had a Full Jordan one night. It just slipped in, I passed out from the pleasure."
Girl "Eww, no, that's gross & will hurt!"
Guy "You won't feel it if you keep drinking."
Girl "Well, okay, just don't tell your friends."
OR
Girl "I had a Full Jordan one night. It just slipped in, I passed out from the pleasure."
by Ben Dover, Esquire January 18, 2011
Get the Full Jordanmug. the older brother of NHL player, Zach Parise. Jordan is a goalie, and is the son of legendary J.P. Parise
Chico Resch: And that's Zach Parise's big brother out there, Jordan Parise, filling in for Marty Brodeur in net tonight.
by Super Swedes December 7, 2010
Get the Jordan Parisemug. A Jordan Hearn is a stick skinny non muscular 16 year old cunt. A Jordan Hearn is a virgin for the majority of his life.
by Jordan Hearn May 14, 2015
Get the Jordan Hearnmug. by james kilam December 11, 2010
Get the jordan millermug. 
Having to take a huge dump
by Toothevt February 13, 2010
Get the Brown Jordanmug. NFL Fan: Wow this Mahomes guy is so good!
Enlightened Packer fan: Yeah I know he is such a Jordan Love!
Enlightened Packer fan: Yeah I know he is such a Jordan Love!
by Berry Mccociner December 2, 2020
Get the Jordan Lovemug.