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Jess Williams

A boy with dark hair and brown eyes with a goatee. Very loving and funny but has a problem with always being right. He loves his alcohol but can be mean to the person he loves most when too drunk. HE SHOULD ALWAYS BE NICE TO HER. He has a massive penis that belongs to MD xxx
Girlfriend: I love you Jess Williams
Boyfriend: I love you too Millie
by M91210 July 31, 2024
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Jesse's Special Mix of Steam

A beverage made by teenagers in a dire time of need,
by mixing any alchohol found in you parents cupboard.
Soren: IM STEAAAMIN!!!!
Jesse: waddafuck....
Soren: been drinking Jesse's Special Mix of Steam! TRY IT!
Jesse: I am Jesse....
by Naughty=Monkey December 8, 2012
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Jesse

A boyfriend who is being a “Jesse”- someone who is very clingy and smothering. They’re always two feet behind their significant other.

“A Jesse”- is a person who is a stage 11 clinger and constantly blows someone’s phone up and always wants to be around you.
Please give me some space and stop being a “Jesse”.
by Sally.witten October 6, 2021
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Jesse

I bet he has a Jesse
by Words2021 November 23, 2021
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Jesse

A fat ass kid that gets no girls and is ugly asfk
Jesse is gay
by Dssihsugsy November 21, 2021
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Jesse

Rivaled only by Slash in talent, good looks, and overall class. This man is smoooooth. He knows every Office episode backward and forward and can fit the phrase, “That’s what she said,” into nearly any conversation. Anyone who really gets to know Jesse is blessed with a constant source of kindness, comfort, and laughter (sooooo much laughter). He’s an honest, humble guy with a nice jawline and an even nicer voice. He’s a lover of ravioli, animals, and Fredo Corleone’s beautiful forehead. You’ll never catch him without socks on, and there’s no one better to spend quality time with. Roodoodoodoodoo.
Jesse made me pee my pants twice on March 18.
by Ese July 16, 2020
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jeff/jess

weird, odd, clueless, swears to god they're funny.
that guy/girl is so jeff/jess.
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