5 hour dick

Girl, if you get five hour dick, you will be in a wheelchair. You will be in so much pain, not even medicine will help that pussy of yours.

girl: "Girl, tell me you did not just get some 5 hour dick."
girl 2: "Girl....I can't move."

by E.m.0_style January 26, 2020

24-hour curfew

A city in lockdown.

Day and night, for weeks, the streets had been empty, businesses, schools, restaurants closed, no one allowed to step from their front doors, everyone forced to obey the 24-hour curfew.

by Monkey's Dad March 16, 2020

sad ginger hours

When a person with ginger hair feels sad or depressed at a late hour of the night.

Emily was so sad last night it was like sad ginger hours

by Despots May 15, 2018

Horny nigga hours

When a nigga is horny can happen at any time

Every time I close my eyes I wake up feeling so horny
Song example of horny nigga hours 🤷 ♂️

by Blxckmxn._ February 19, 2022

Real Tomato Hours

The counter to real sadboy hours. to start, put a tomato in a boiling pot of water and do stupid shit until the tomato melts, like snorting garlic powder.
this is effective at parties that last until 5 am.

"are you boiling a tomato?"
"wait, its real tomato hours"
*chugs a gallon of vinegar*

by TheWordManDan November 9, 2018

sad paula hours

depressive mood during eu law class causing you to reconsider your life choices.

i need my own life so bad, feeling the sad paula hours atm.

by hartfordhasit November 22, 2022

Post Up hour

When co-workers gravitate to a certain area (usually around a manager's desk or someone they are trying to seek approval from) and talk about boring topics such as kids or shopping.

Damn kid, there goes Karlena and Jessica with post up hour again!

by anklebreaka1 August 21, 2008