Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
mugGet the Grease Shinglemug.

grease napkin

Somthing that's at a whataburger
When someone throws a grease napkin at whataburger in your face
by Msyew October 6, 2015
mugGet the grease napkinmug.

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
mugGet the Grease Shinglemug.

Grease Jocky

The greasiest person you know. Sits in filth, takes no showers, and wears the same clothes all the time.
Person 1: Did you see that guy who’s always wearing the same hoodie?

Person 2: Omg yes! He’s such a grease jocky!
by Blazeit June 17, 2019
mugGet the Grease Jockymug.

Grease

top shelf WEED. that shit that blow ya brain back, shit so greasy everybody wanna nug!

synonyms: zaza, loud, gas
antonyms: boof, pk, reggie, tweeds, that bullshit, sticks & stems
I need that GREASE pack, not the boof shit
by sagebitt January 12, 2025
mugGet the Greasemug.

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
mugGet the Grease Shinglemug.

grease strip

A road containing a multitude of fast food restaurants in close proximity.
I'm running down to the grease strip for a big Mac and fries and then a blizzard from DQ. Can I get you anything?
by Marvinthegoose April 17, 2022
mugGet the grease stripmug.

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