Fucktard

A barely sentient person that is so incredibly, impossibly, infuriatingly, aggressively stupid that they are not only a threat to others but themselves as well.

They have been so stupid for so long that correcting, humiliating, or criticising them is comparable to pissing in the wind. You will only kill your own brain cells and hope for humanity.

It's best to limit the damage they cause to yourself and others instead of directly eliminating or easing this cause of stupidity because frankly their stupidity is closer to a force of nature or an intangible idea. Like a hurricane or the concept of hunger.
John, "Ben is such a fucktard."

Jane, "Wuh happun'?"

John, "He voted republican."

Jane, "LMAO he is a fucktard."

John, "...did you just pronounce LMAO out loud?"

Jane, "..."
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missy: i am low asf
criccy: nah FUCKTARD, ur high asf
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an obnoxious idiot so desperate for attention they’d do anything to hurt you and anyone around you.
“this fucktard over here played with my best friends feelings just to make me feel horrible”
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Fucktard is a mix of 2 word fuck and retarded
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"You're a fucktard"
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Fucktard

A person who although has been medically declared fit but is obviously retarded. Will usually so no physical signs off mental illness.
I cant believe John Howard's bowling style, what a fucktard!!!!

I asked for a beer and the fucktard gave emu bitter.
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The person reading this. Usually used as an insult but to you, a simple fact of life. xx
Person a: Hi! Go fuck yourself you inbred scum.

Person b: Would you stop being such a fucktard.
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