Evanism is the complex psychological and philosophical concept of targeting innocent individuals, committing verbal slander, and the expression of extraterrestrial behavior.
“An Evanistic human has sat on me.”
“As a witness to Evanism, it's something that needs to be stopped. It is taking over the youth of our country. We need to take a stand.”
“As a witness to Evanism, it's something that needs to be stopped. It is taking over the youth of our country. We need to take a stand.”
by perfect asphalt June 08, 2025
Evanism is a religious cult that legit based off on being different these guy if you like something they well find way to dislike it or say something bad about what you like these guys well talk to a girl and automatically like the girls music taste just to relate and they also become boy bestfriend with the cute girls so people will say "are yall dating" it makes him feel special
by Yeuri June 07, 2022
Evanism is a religious cult based of being a different than everyone if someone likes something like valorant evanisms well make it their job to hate that video game and day another ones different not only this if they meet a girl and they start talking to them they well automatically start liking and listening too the girls music taste to relate with her
by Yeuri June 07, 2022
by CRUNCHYMAN247 August 25, 2020
What are you doing for Evan Bortmas this year?
by samisacrazyduck April 18, 2024
one of the nicest guys you will ever meet. he's cute, sweet, funny and all around perfect. and I bet he has a huge penis !
by evanananan November 09, 2016
by mole00 April 16, 2024