jelly donut

A used maxipad not disposed properly.

I can't believe there is a jelly donut on the floor.

by MaxLoewBoston November 10, 2005

donut and blowjob day

15th march, Is the day after steak and blowjob day, so if your girlfriend forgets, you can still get that "juicy blowjob" that a hard working man deserves. Depending on the quality of the donuts and the blow job even the girlfriend may be orally rewarded, who knows...

Hey mark, did Sally forget what day yesterday (14th march) was...? Not to worry today's donut and blowjob day!

by Retrohomeslice April 22, 2014

100 donut speeches

100 donut speeches is a misheard lyric from Taylor Swift’s song,The Archer. The true lyrics are 100 thrown out speeches.

“I’ve got a 100 donut speeches I almost said to you.”

by 100donutspeeches June 9, 2020

Pittsburgh Jelly Donut

The art of one cumming in a woman's period blood filled vaginal hole. The woman then queefs the cum & blood onto a freshly glazed donut. The couple then proceeds to eat the donut after. This was first performed in the city of Pittsburgh in 1933 & has been part of the city's tradition ever since.

"PJD time?"- Ron
"What's that?" - Jill
"PITTSBURGH JELLY DONUT TIME BABY!!!!"- Ron

by LarryGreen May 29, 2016

Blue donut hole

Its waaaaay worse then blue waffle, it occurs in a man/ woman's bunghole happens to the ratchet ass hoes.

Let me eat those cheeks..
Ok.... but its feeling wierd...
Oh hell nah blue donut holes going around..

by GravyBrand December 12, 2018

sloppy donut dick

As originally said by Theo Stockman (aka The King of Fuck of American Idiot). Used to describe a penis that has attempted to have sexual intercourse with a dount.

Theo: You could even stick your dick in there... Sloppy donut dick!

by Dani Gallagher April 28, 2011

smile like a donut

To give a blowjob.

Guy 1: So I told her to get on her knees and smile like a donut. And she did.
Guy 2: Wow, that really works?
Guy 1: EVERY TIME!

by shedamn! October 13, 2008