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Red Chained

When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.
Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!
by BombTheTom December 7, 2015
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chain letter

a false message made by trolls who have nothing better to do that either wastes a person's time or threatens them and/or their friends and loved ones

unfortunately, a very large amount of people still fully believe that they're true
If chain letters were real, I wouldn't still be a virgin and I'd have a girlfriend. Oh, and I'd be a millionaire too. But then my family and friends would be dead, and I'd be homeless as well. And I'd be dead too. Make up your mind. Who dies: me, my friends, or my family?

The biggest giveaway that they're fake, though, is this chain letter I once read:

There was a six-year-old girl named Lily Rhodes. She was raped to death by a man named Tim Goldman. After he buried her, he chanted, "Oticapsed olleuc ut raripser oreiuq oticapsed." Now that you've read this, you need to post this to 25 other websites in the next five minutes. If you don't, Lily will show up in your bedroom at night and do to you what Tim did to her. If you do, you will be rewarded, and Lily will not come after you.

I didn't repost it, and no six-year-old girl showed up at night to rape me to death. Not that I'm complaining. I like not being dead. Plus, I need to stay a virgin if I want to become a wizard/sage/whatever other term there is.
by KingAnonymous October 18, 2020
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Chain Scrolling

Chain Scrolling (Verb)

1. Utilizing your smart phone for shopping/'Google' researching/Being naughty on 'Tumblr' purposes etc.; with the action of thumbing upward on your screen.
Abby - "I was edging on tumblr all day yesterday..."

Jessica - " Chain Scrolling on fleek "

'Laughter'
by JLHWHLSF July 31, 2017
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chain joo

Chain Joo is a girl that is small for her age but she can be fierce and aggressive. She cares for her friends deeply, not everyone understands her so she is underestimated at many times. She has many good friends like Omelate, Di, Mushroom,Joen,Lx(nicknames of chain joo
" Hey! Have you seen the new girl? Her name is Chain Joo! She is new yet popular!OMG u need to talk to her!"

" OMG i have talked to her! i guess she is like one of the nicest ppl in the sch!"
by Chian Joo July 7, 2018
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chain stain

Midwest version of getting a tan line from your necklace or ‘chain’
“ must have worn your chain in the sun too long it lets a chain stain.”
by NeliLovesPopeyes August 1, 2020
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thotty chain

" Did you see her thotty chain?"

'' Yeah it was super cute!"
by hahalmaoof2017 January 3, 2017
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The phrase "The phrase "He who talks the biggest game got the fakest chain" is an observation or commentary, usually of a societal or cultural nature.

It essentially means that those who boast the most, or those who present themselves as highly successful or influential, often do not have the substance or genuine credentials to back up their claims.

This phrase uses symbolism commonly found in rap and hip hop culture: the "biggest game" referring to boasting or bragging, and the "fakest chain" being a metaphor for superficial or false wealth and status.

The underlying message suggests skepticism towards individuals who indulge in excessive self-promotion, emphasizing that ostentation and materialistic show-offs often mask a lack of real merit or authenticity.
In a world filled with pretenders, always remember that he who talks the biggest game got the fakest chain when dealing with local rappers.
by The Scarcodian Slanguage July 27, 2023
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