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Bullshit Armour

Protection from that which is bullshit and toxic.
By chance, I reconnected with someone from the past today but have my bullshit armour on so I won't be pulled in to their lies again.
by Drea0611 February 5, 2019
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Bullshit

Most probably whatever it is you are doing professionally.
Dude I have been reviewing the backlog recently. It seems we must circle back and touch base with a session of planning poker so we can better redistribute the story point estimates of our latest feature, im not just doing bullshit I swear.
by Pretend Coder July 29, 2025
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Circle-Jerking Bullshit

A term originally used by Markiplier meaning that a certain occurrence is very unpleasant and utter bullshit.
It is derived from the not-so-fun game of jerking off in a circle around a cracker and the last one to cum has to eat it. Therefore, the term "circle-jerking bullshit" just means that what just happened was stupid and irrational and extremely, extreeeeemeely unpleasant.
"This game doesn't fucking work! Every time I move, I die -- it's just fucking circle-jerking bullshit!"
by anon_king May 29, 2018
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jake paul is bullshit
by payton moormeier lover February 23, 2020
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School is bullshit.
by Mirik February 28, 2018
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Bullshit

There's a lot of bullshit going on around the world and there will always be as long as it, along with the human race are around, both which will go away forever sometime, but not at the same time.
by PhoenixGamer34 March 12, 2023
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Bullshit Artistry

The practice of falsehoods or lies to gain notoriety or claim expertise on a subject matter
The news anchor on CBS is practicing bullshit artistry because the president cannot do that without the support of congress.
by jondich January 8, 2021
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