by Iknoweverythingshutuploser December 30, 2020
An absolute fucknut
He is a fat cunt who can rape you with his eyes.
He should be shot in the kneecaps because the bullet will bounce off anywhere else
He is a fat cunt who can rape you with his eyes.
He should be shot in the kneecaps because the bullet will bounce off anywhere else
Adam Jenkins: Get in my office
Innocent child: (mutters under his breath) SHIT
Adam Jenkins: (eye rape)
Innocent child: (dies of stroke)
Innocent child: (mutters under his breath) SHIT
Adam Jenkins: (eye rape)
Innocent child: (dies of stroke)
by Shoot Adams kneecaps October 21, 2019
When you have to be drunk ("slammed") in order to engage in sexual activities with another person(s).
1: Yo, you tryin to get with that girl over there?
2: I don't know, man. She's pretty busted.
1: Dude just drink some beers and get your gauge up, you'll be all over that.
2: Yeah, she's definitely a Slamuel Adams chick.
2: I don't know, man. She's pretty busted.
1: Dude just drink some beers and get your gauge up, you'll be all over that.
2: Yeah, she's definitely a Slamuel Adams chick.
by TeeTay January 16, 2011
A term often used to refer to, possibly, the most extroverted gay man you could know. It is preferred not as an insult, rather a more factual description, where any doubt is quickly put to rest.
Some say it originates from co-host Adam on the Nobody Likes Onions podcast, but this is not irrefutable. Other sources suggest it has come from a concept of the original gay, where Adam (as in Adam & Eve) represents the first human male that committed the original sin. Admittedly it's a slightly tenuous spin on the idea of Adam being the original.
Some say it originates from co-host Adam on the Nobody Likes Onions podcast, but this is not irrefutable. Other sources suggest it has come from a concept of the original gay, where Adam (as in Adam & Eve) represents the first human male that committed the original sin. Admittedly it's a slightly tenuous spin on the idea of Adam being the original.
My friend is so gay, it's crazy. Everything he does just shouts "Look at me, I am loud and proud.". In fact, he is unequivocally a gay Adam.
by PeterTheDictionary February 25, 2010
When you cover a young attractive girl in crisco, or some other form of lubrication, and use her as a slip and slide.
by crisco lover June 03, 2007
by I'm a badass. November 09, 2009
Water - esp a non-alcoholic beverage. Consumed in bars by people who have to operate heavy machinery, aircraft etc or by wowsers.
by Tim Purser May 10, 2006