A man, usually older who has a 'polyamorous' marriage with a woman, usually younger while knowing she can pick up more ass in one month than he could even hope for in a year. He pays for her boob-job, hair, nails, facelift and botox which helps her pick-up even easier, and no one is surprised when she leaves him for another man taking half the house,
car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.
car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.
Eg. Rando: Which one is your simp cuck temp-hubby?
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.
by GarMic October 9, 2023
Get the Simp Cuck Temp-Hubbymug. A pathetic football fan, so bludgeoned with losses and futility by the Detroit Lions, that they root for Matthew Stafford to win the Super Bowl, hurting the Lions chance for better draft picks.
Person @ work#1: Can you believe Kevin is wearing a Detroit Rams shirt?
Person @ work #2: I didn't "peg" him for a cuck, but now I think I'll go bang his wife and daughters since he'd probably apologize for walking in and interrupting us, if not just flick the tip of his 3-incher, rather than be mad.
Person @ work #2: I didn't "peg" him for a cuck, but now I think I'll go bang his wife and daughters since he'd probably apologize for walking in and interrupting us, if not just flick the tip of his 3-incher, rather than be mad.
by DetroitHowler February 13, 2022
Get the Cuckmug. Snowball the Elf was “The New York Christmas Thot”
And this year the boys in Greenwich knew what they would want.
After a long day of work he went to change,
Only to look around to see all the other men in range.
When he and a crushie where surrounded by a party eight
Three elves and five Santa’s where standing in wait.
When his crushie had seen this, he had become quite shocked.
His soul had become dark like coal and his world was quite rocked.
Feeling sadness and despair; feeling tossed through the muck
Snowball’s crushie, Crumpet, was feeling quite cucked.
And while the eight where followed by Snowball into Santa’s Workshop
Crumpet went home crying on the Metro subway stop.
And this year the boys in Greenwich knew what they would want.
After a long day of work he went to change,
Only to look around to see all the other men in range.
When he and a crushie where surrounded by a party eight
Three elves and five Santa’s where standing in wait.
When his crushie had seen this, he had become quite shocked.
His soul had become dark like coal and his world was quite rocked.
Feeling sadness and despair; feeling tossed through the muck
Snowball’s crushie, Crumpet, was feeling quite cucked.
And while the eight where followed by Snowball into Santa’s Workshop
Crumpet went home crying on the Metro subway stop.
by xenokriin January 5, 2021
Get the Cuckedmug. by yaelcomo June 1, 2025
Get the ria cuckmug. 1) A gentleman. A man who accepts that they are not the master of their girlfriend's leisure time or social life. A man who takes his relationship on trust, and does not interpret friendly platonic interactions his girlfriend has with other men as flirting or a sign that she is cheating on him. A man who does not insist that his girlfriend come to him for his approval for how she spends her time or who she spends it with.
A man who accepts that his girlfriend may have a romantic and sexual past, and does not automatically treat her exes as rivals or insist she cut all ties with them if they are still friends. A man who accepts that his girlfriend may have a romantic and sexual future if their relationship fails and she moves on.
A man who does not routinely pressure his girlfriend into sex, particularly sex which is not also gratifying for her or for sex she has already said she is not comfortable with (i.e. sex without a condom, anal sex, a threesome with her hot friend).
A man who is prepared to put his girlfriend's needs ahead of his wants.
2) A committed, affectionate boyfriend. Someone who likes to treat his girlfriend well, get to know her friends and her family, keep up a date night tradition in a long-term relationship, put time and effort into choosing gifts she'll appreciate, gratify her sexually. A boyfriend who likes it when his girlfriend feels good.
3) Not a fuckboy.
Derived from cuckold, but with radically different meaning.
A man who accepts that his girlfriend may have a romantic and sexual past, and does not automatically treat her exes as rivals or insist she cut all ties with them if they are still friends. A man who accepts that his girlfriend may have a romantic and sexual future if their relationship fails and she moves on.
A man who does not routinely pressure his girlfriend into sex, particularly sex which is not also gratifying for her or for sex she has already said she is not comfortable with (i.e. sex without a condom, anal sex, a threesome with her hot friend).
A man who is prepared to put his girlfriend's needs ahead of his wants.
2) A committed, affectionate boyfriend. Someone who likes to treat his girlfriend well, get to know her friends and her family, keep up a date night tradition in a long-term relationship, put time and effort into choosing gifts she'll appreciate, gratify her sexually. A boyfriend who likes it when his girlfriend feels good.
3) Not a fuckboy.
Derived from cuckold, but with radically different meaning.
-See that... just letting his girl talk to that dude over there. Man, Steve is such a cuck.
- Mark bailed on us. Said he was spending tonight with his girlfriend or some BS like that. What a cuck.
- Mark bailed on us. Said he was spending tonight with his girlfriend or some BS like that. What a cuck.
by Idle Champion May 31, 2018
Get the cuckmug. When you enjoy the art of Cuckolding and morman jump humping. So you become the jump humper for your girl
by Soggy_noodlez September 29, 2021
Get the Cuck Jumpingmug. by (void*) August 13, 2022
Get the cuckmug.