Skip to main content

Twitter syndrome

The incapability to comprehend pieces of text that exceed the length of a Twitter post. See also: tl;dr
You admitted to having the attention span of a toddler, by stating that this 2 paragraph bit of text was too long for you to read. You have a clear cut case of Twitter syndrome.
by Serpentine Storm March 9, 2019
mugGet the Twitter syndromemug.

High Fashion Twitter

also HF Twitter, hft, hftw, hf twt, etc.

A twitter subculture that centers around fashion and style. Within it, people also have varied interests such as couture, deconstructionism, and anti-fashion.
High Fashion Twitter isn't only Westwood and Versace.
by sewagewater June 8, 2021
mugGet the High Fashion Twittermug.

twitter

twitter is A social media app on you computer or phone .
Its also a place where people can not share the opinion or get doxxed or people with weird fetishes and other people are found .
person1 : does the most cringiest thing.
person 2 :average twitter user .
by herobean5836 April 25, 2022
mugGet the twittermug.

Twitter Arab

Someone who claims to be either Muslim or Arab, despite patently being a fucking American who can’t point to Palestine (let alone the Middle East) on a map.
A: free Palestine!

B: what are your thoughts on gay rights in the middle east?

A:

A: free Palestine!

B: lmao, Twitter Arab moment
by twohumanskullsbytheway April 21, 2025
mugGet the Twitter Arabmug.

Twitter

A social media platform that got ruined by turning into X
Dude: Hey wanna use Twitter?
Dude 2: Its X now bro
by jaxxiebear13 August 1, 2023
mugGet the Twittermug.

twitter bunker

Aka the Oval Office. Where POTUS hangs out sending crazed tweets while in a sleep-deprived stupor and smearing Cheeto dust and Big Mac grease on his IPhone
"whoa! Did you see Trump just fired Giuliani and Melania filed for divorce!?"
"No.... Where did you hear that?"

"direct from the Twitter bunker!"
by DoktorDokter November 11, 2020
mugGet the twitter bunkermug.

Twitter

full of self centered narcissistic people and is the 1# poison to society and the home to many degenerates and keyboard warriors. people who use it act like their a hive mind and can do anything but really their iq is less then a sloth and most people there have severe vitamin d deficiency. its always a constant battlefield of insults and opinions cant exist for more then a mili second there.
hi guys should i make a twitter account :D

dont.
by i dotn knwo May 9, 2022
mugGet the Twittermug.

Share this definition