A deliberately lobbed social media post tossed right down the middle, inviting former teammates, casual acquaintances, and long-forgotten rivals to unload a barrage of compliments. Typically disguised as hesitation (e.g., “not sure I wanna but…”) despite the poster refreshing the comments like it’s a tie game in the 7th.
Andrew just threw a Validation Slow Pitch on Facebook, opened with ‘not sure I wanna but…’ and by midnight the comments section looked like a postgame award ceremony.
by Corey Daul February 3, 2026
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He still lives with his mom and she has to pay his cell bills, slow-bro has it too easy, its like she enables him to live in a universe where complete failure is acceptable.
by jimmylearnsnothing February 10, 2026
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