Oscar Baker

A Chode.

"Wow! Oscar Baker is such a chode"

by John Coutis June 21, 2016

oscar

brown hair brown eyes tall loves basketball and hask a big shlong and is also the sexiest man alive and any women would be happy to have a sesh with him he is mostly skinny and he thinks he is a eshay because he got expelled from another school and used to live in a ghetto neighborhood, he is often a goat at all sport and school and has a snap score of 15 thousand sc:oscrzap

cheers
plus he sucks at spelling
and lost his I cap on the first week at his new school
and half of the school wants to bash me
and already have nearly died
and looks like a gecko

and good at lying

xoxox
:)

wow we all want to be oscar when we grow up

by .oscar. August 4, 2020

Oscar

A handsome devil who can simply get it anyday

Person one: damn Oscar is pretty hot. Person two: ikr

by U.d.org July 1, 2021

Oscar

A walking god. Known as the best and smartest person ever. Have amazing hair time to time and that smile tho. Could get anyone to bed with his fantastik looks.

Have you heard that Oscar is going to be there?

Yes!, he is so fucking hot

by Ggvfgj December 12, 2016

Oscar

A big faqqot

Not a surprise ,Oscar’s a fhaqqot
Lmao

by BigNiqqaSnatcher April 27, 2020

Oscar

He is very loving and caring , chubby but cute will make u laugh in whatever situation. is short and lazy he sucks in math but good in any other subject . If u find an Oscar hang on to him because u probably will not find some as loving caring honest cute and truthful he will not let u down and will try his best to stop your frown

In Oscar we trust!

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Oscar

Oscar is a charming boy, normally with very nice haircuts, they will always make you laugh, even when your sad, he will always try to make the first move, and looks at you when you don’t know it, secretly he loves you very much, and never wants to loose you, his cute smile will brighten up your day, and whatever charming thing he does to a girl, helping her up, holding her hand, making her laugh, hugging her, will make her day brighter than the sun! you’d be lucky to know an Oscar, so keep them forever,

Friend~ oscars looking at youu!

You~ oh my god *giggles

Friend~ don’t turn around now he’s looking at you with puppy eyes
You~ *turns around and giggles, gets all shy. Awe he’s too cute!

by Badbleepsonly December 16, 2020