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Stoner

Skinny white ranga blonde strawberry blonde. Brittle bones and thunder elbows. His barber was a woman and now has a shit haircut. He is obsessed with golf and all things of golfing stability. In his free time, he loves to sharpen both his elbows and his golf swing. His mum is Mum Michelle Stone and she is very very very sexy and garumptious. Thicanvicandjuocy
Stoner has a very sexy mum.
Ikr she is such a milf.
Not as sexy as his brother though, josh stone is an absolute sex lord.
by Denbatron 3000 December 4, 2022
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Elevator Stoner

Middle schoolers or college freshmen who congregate in parking ramp elevators to get high in an apparent attempt to evade police and authority figures.
Parking is always free here after 9pm, though it does tend to smell of elevator stoners....
by Satans Lapdog September 4, 2016
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Stoner's Burial

A stoner's burial is when you break a piece you have to roll a joint and blow it into the broken pieces.
I had to have a Stoner's Burial last night, man.
by Sh1t b1rd June 23, 2017
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stoner clean

when yo shi so clean but you still got yo stoner shi everywhere (weed, shake, bongs, etc)
mannn my shiii stoner clean😩
by bake.dbarbie July 31, 2021
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Stoner

Stoner is someone who packs a bowl, lights it, smokes it, then gets online and looks up the definition of the word stoner on a funny website. Then decides to add their own meaning as well, laughing hard af the entire time thinking “this shit actually relates to me”.
You, you are a stoner
by It’s okay I’m stoned too November 30, 2019
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stoner

someone who smokes more than 3 drugs , snorts coke , and is always h!gh🍃
allí ah: aye that dude adrian fine ash

malinda:gurl be careful he a stoner fr fr
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stoner baddie

a bad bitch that also partakes in large amounts of the devils lettuce. aka; a stoner baddie.
“omg she’s such a stoner baddie”
literally baddie vibes, what a stoner baddie”
by hoebae420 April 15, 2022
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