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shower mouse

The revolting mass of hair that lingers under the shower plug, rife with rotting conditioner. The small visible hairs at the top of the plug being merely the tip of the hideous foul smelling iceberg.
I tackled the shower mouse today. Dealing with that shit makes me want to shave my head...
by NWAS January 20, 2017
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Pajama Mouse

Like a wolf in sheeps clothing, Pajama Mouse is a derogatory name to call a cat; as if the cat is just a mouse in the cat's pajamas. Mostly used when the cat is being an asshole, and meant to demean.
Davey! Stop licking my toe with your poop breath, you Pajama Mouse!
by Ballistic Lemon January 24, 2017
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cooch mouse

Goddamnit hun, close the bathroom door! The dogs got a used cooch mouse again.
by Teh Moose February 8, 2017
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mouse

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mouse
by mousemousemousemouse December 14, 2019
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Mickey Mouse

When you surgically get a third ball attached to your ball sack to look like “Mickey Mouse” and go at it doggy style while laughing like Mickey Mouse.
Dude, just got surgery! Want toMickey Mouse”. Later?
by Mickey moose January 6, 2020
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Mouse-Addict

Applies to a lazy person who choses to use a mouse to accomplish a task on the PC that would take moments by hand on the keyboard . This applies to anything that a person choses to do the long way round rather than exert themselves by “getting up” and accomplishing the task by hard work.
stop clicking the mouse and press ctr V , your such a mouse-addict
"there are no plates Iin the cupboard” “then wash the dishes instead of filling the dish washer and switching it on once a week, your such a mouse-addict"
by ZimSchola February 6, 2020
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Mouse CPL

Mouse couple. A couple that consists of only dwarves or midgets.
Hey man, do you see that "Mouse cpl" mouse couple over there?
by xximoria March 30, 2020
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